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Nibbler

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-

Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
Hand Job: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."


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Testin da Cable

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I take to heart thodgrain recounting that stuff about not posting while drunk. Thus, I shan't post. Excuses are forthcoming for any slpeing mistakes made. thank you.
 
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shadow`

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What'd you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?











... a stick
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Wilier

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Cant remember if i saw this on here....

A bloke goes into a pub with an ostrich and a cat.
At the bar the bloke orders a pint, as does the ostrich. The cat orders a half. "but I aint payin" says the cat.
The barman says "thats £3.32"
The bloke hands over exactly £3.32

Next day, the 3 go into the same bar, the bloke orders a double whiskey, as does the ostrich. The cat orders a whiskey and coke. "but I aint payin" says the cat.
"thats £7.56" says the barman, the bloke hands over exactly £7.56.

Next day, same again.
Bloke orders a pint, with whiskey chaser, as does the ostrich.
The cat orders a doubl vodka, "but I aint payin."
The barman asks for £6.48, the bloke hands over exactly £6.48.

"I hope you dont mind me asking" says the barman "but ive noticed you always have exactly the right change"

"well" says the bloke "i was clearing out me garage, and i found an old lamp, gave it a rub, and out pops this genie. Gave me three wishes it did"

"wow, kewl. What did you wish for"

"well"continues the bloke " I asked that whatever I buy, Ive always got exactly the right change in my pocket"

"and" enquires the barman "what about the other 2"



















"a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"

Baboom



I hope it was worth it. Took ages to type.:)
 
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Nibbler

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Yeah, that was on 'ere before.


A drum kit falls off a cliff







Badum-bum-chhhh!




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M

Moving Target

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Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
A drum kit falls off a cliff







Badum-bum-chhhh!




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lol :D

Q: What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?

A: You gonna eat that?

HAW HAW HAW :)
 
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Ono

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What goes all stiff after 3 strokes?


























Princess Margaret.
 

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