Takhasis
Can't get enough of FH
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- Dec 23, 2003
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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They are staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar and nor recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare until suddenly the Irishman twigs "My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guiness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes his hand, thanking him for the Guiness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then thanks the Aussie for the Fosters and shakes his hand. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and table trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong?" says Jesus.
The Scouser shouts "F..k off, I'm on disability benefit!"
He's so familiar and nor recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare until suddenly the Irishman twigs "My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guiness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes his hand, thanking him for the Guiness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then thanks the Aussie for the Fosters and shakes his hand. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and table trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong?" says Jesus.
The Scouser shouts "F..k off, I'm on disability benefit!"
