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old.Tyraette
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Greetings My Brethren, Jehovah has Returned.
For those who remember not my Sermons to the Masses on these pages, I suggest that you browse through the records of this fine forum, to learn of my quest to Smite the Ungodly where they stand, and Bring together the realm of Albion under 1 flag, His Flag.
I have recently partaken in a Pilgramage across the seas my brethren. To learn more of this fine world in which we live.
Whilst I was there, I learnt of an Annual Tournament, one that brings joys to the masses, and brings together the cultures of that place.
I have spent many a moon thinking over this place, and how the populace reacted to the Tournament. Some treated it with disdain, my brethren. But the majority lapped up its quirks, and a strong sense of community was established, from which even I was compelled by.
I am going to put forward the proposals for this tournament to you all, in the hope that Realm Unity and strength can be restored to the fair lands of Albion.
It is called, the Womblevision Hymm Contest.
The rules of the Almighty's version are simple. Create songs to bolster your pride in defending your realm. Songs of Battle, Songs of Pride, Songs of the Profession.
I call on all those of therealm, if you have Words that Inspire You, please, share them with the rest of us, so that we may also be Inspired to greater Deed.
The only rule that the Almighty will enforce during this festival of Hymm, is that any Song shalt be based upon the tune of an existing one, to prevent confusion.
With Poetry and Hymms however, this is not an issue. Be Creative. Be Humourous! The sky is the limit!
To aid you in this, I have rewritten some Class Based Songs, to Bolster your imagination, to Spark His gift within you all. Whilst on my journey to the Other Place, I came across a Heretical Cult. Whilst their Ideas and Religion was obviously misguided, they did have good songs based on the worship of a Group of Immortals known as Abba.
I have rewritten some of their material, to make it conform to our standards.
The first I shall share with you, with the rest to follow, is a translation of a song known as Waterloo. I have devoted this to our many sorcerer friends, to brace them for stormy seas in the future.
And how could I ever refuse..
I feel like I win when you lose...
Whatamez! You were defeated I won the War
Whatamez! Promise to debuff you forever more
Dumdumdumdumdum
Whatamez! Couldnt escape if you wanted to
Whatamez! Knowing my fate is to mezz all of you
WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa Whatamez!
Knowing my fate is to mezz all of you
The Almighty and I await your contributions.
Go In Peace, my Brethren
For those who remember not my Sermons to the Masses on these pages, I suggest that you browse through the records of this fine forum, to learn of my quest to Smite the Ungodly where they stand, and Bring together the realm of Albion under 1 flag, His Flag.
I have recently partaken in a Pilgramage across the seas my brethren. To learn more of this fine world in which we live.
Whilst I was there, I learnt of an Annual Tournament, one that brings joys to the masses, and brings together the cultures of that place.
I have spent many a moon thinking over this place, and how the populace reacted to the Tournament. Some treated it with disdain, my brethren. But the majority lapped up its quirks, and a strong sense of community was established, from which even I was compelled by.
I am going to put forward the proposals for this tournament to you all, in the hope that Realm Unity and strength can be restored to the fair lands of Albion.
It is called, the Womblevision Hymm Contest.
The rules of the Almighty's version are simple. Create songs to bolster your pride in defending your realm. Songs of Battle, Songs of Pride, Songs of the Profession.
I call on all those of therealm, if you have Words that Inspire You, please, share them with the rest of us, so that we may also be Inspired to greater Deed.
The only rule that the Almighty will enforce during this festival of Hymm, is that any Song shalt be based upon the tune of an existing one, to prevent confusion.
With Poetry and Hymms however, this is not an issue. Be Creative. Be Humourous! The sky is the limit!
To aid you in this, I have rewritten some Class Based Songs, to Bolster your imagination, to Spark His gift within you all. Whilst on my journey to the Other Place, I came across a Heretical Cult. Whilst their Ideas and Religion was obviously misguided, they did have good songs based on the worship of a Group of Immortals known as Abba.
I have rewritten some of their material, to make it conform to our standards.
The first I shall share with you, with the rest to follow, is a translation of a song known as Waterloo. I have devoted this to our many sorcerer friends, to brace them for stormy seas in the future.
And how could I ever refuse..
I feel like I win when you lose...
Whatamez! You were defeated I won the War
Whatamez! Promise to debuff you forever more
Dumdumdumdumdum
Whatamez! Couldnt escape if you wanted to
Whatamez! Knowing my fate is to mezz all of you
WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa Whatamez!
Knowing my fate is to mezz all of you
The Almighty and I await your contributions.
Go In Peace, my Brethren
