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Amphrax

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I just had to vacate my room :(

I just did the stinkiest fart evah - Feck me did it stink... (Runs out the room)...
 

Laddey

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Wasn't it your breath? Surely the two can be mistaken very easily.

Bloody shit breath!
 

Lamp

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Smelly farts = rotten guts = early premature death
 

leviathane

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must mean this:

CAUTION: Fart only as directed. Do not fart near eyes or face, or on sore or broken skin. Stop farting if irritation develops. Do not fart on painted or polished surfaces. Keep out of reach of children. Pressurised container: Protect from ze sunlight and do not expose to high temperatures. Do not pierce or burn, even after farting. Do not fart on a naked flame or any incandescent material. Keep away from sources of ignition - No smoking, during or shortly after farting. Fart in well ventilated places, avoid prolonged farting.
 

Amphrax

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must mean this:

CAUTION: Fart only as directed. Do not fart near eyes or face, or on sore or broken skin. Stop farting if irritation develops. Do not fart on painted or polished surfaces. Keep out of reach of children. Pressurised container: Protect from ze sunlight and do not expose to high temperatures. Do not pierce or burn, even after farting. Do not fart on a naked flame or any incandescent material. Keep away from sources of ignition - No smoking, during or shortly after farting. Fart in well ventilated places, avoid prolonged farting.

I knew it wouldn't take you long to post something!!! :)
 

Nate

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You chat enough shit, guess sometimes theres so much it has to come out the other end! :D
 

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