Rant James Cordon

[cHodAX]

This guy is really getting on my tits now, I cannot for the life of my understand how he has become so famous, he is a smarmy bastard and not funny at all yet his stock seems to be rising to new highs. The BBC are giving him a massive push, fuck knows why.

Anyway, is it just me or is he really as annoying as I think?

 

[Ch3tan]

Don't find him funny at all.

 

[ST^]

About as funny as pancreatic cancer.

 

[Lamp]

Enjoyed Gavin & Stacey
Hated his comedy sketch show. Deeply unfunny
Got nothing against the guy personally

 

[Jiggs]

No, it's not just you.

 

[BloodOmen]

Aye he is an annoying **** like, I think its his voice personally, he sounds like a cat thats being strangled whilst at the same time is being stuffed with a big mac and fries.

 

[Marc]

He was good in Gavin & Stacy. Had the charisma required to pull the roll off. His skit with the england team last year was also quite funny. But apart from that I havent seen anything else from him that has made me laugh.

 

[Sparx]

I like him, i think hes funny

 

[Zede]

very very annoying

 

[Job]

Yeah, the 'I'm a fat bastard trying to do things only skinny people should'
routine has worn thinner a thin piece of paper that has been specially thinned
with an industrial thinning machine.

He tries to be all cutting edge and then ends every sketch with a chav laugh.

 

[Everz]

Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Saw him on the Chris Moyles Quiz show a couple of weeks ago.
I didn't rate him tbqfh.

 

[~Latency~]

he repulses me

 

[Lamp]

he repulses me

 

[leviathane]

his only thing is to make jokes about how fat he is, not funny at all.

 

[Billargh]

What levi said. I hope he dies of cancerous aids.

 

[Shagrat]

lol thats a little harsh haha

 

[Sparx]

I cackled with laughter watching the Sports Relief sketch especially at the dissing sports people at the Sports Personality Awards hahha

YouTube - smithy sports relief

 

[Lamp]

To all those people who hate him: imagine you come home from work and he's fucking your girlfriend / wife....lol....and she's moaning with pleasure and tells you he's a real man & James gives her pleasure you could never hit

Do you:

(1) Cry like a bitch and run out the house, down the pub & get hammered
(2) Beat James Cordon to a pulp
(3) Kill both of them
(4) Shrug nonchalantly, gather your things, walk out & never look back

 

[Lamp]

Edit....narf can't make a poll half way into a thread....

 

[Madmaxx]

2 !

but i dont even need a reason, i'd like to do it anyway !!!

 

[Laddey]

The guy's a fucking winnet.

Like that silly prick off Little Britain.

 

[Edmond]

Well he wrote Gavin & Stacey which i thought was great, so hes not untalented

but as Lamp said, the sketch show he did with Matt Horne was dire. A case of the BBC throwing a bunch of cash at him and expecting miracles

I like him and think hes very funny, the sport relief stuff last night was hilarious. Why do say you 'hate' someone if you dont know them?

I would rather put my head in a bucket of shit than be subjected to another Katie 'Jordan' Price story in the press, i wish she would just go away, but i dont hate her, cos i dont know her

......and i certinaly wouldn't wish 'cancerous aids' on someone just because i dont like what they do?

 

[Ch3tan]

Gavin and Stacy was not funny in the slightest, I know humour is subjective, but it was awful.

I can't stand him because his "jokes" make me cringe, not laugh, and because he is everywhere.

Kudos to him for doing something for charity, but it was not my cup of tea.

 

[ileks]

I thought this was quite funny tbh:england: Liked the thing he did with the england squad last time as well :worthy:

YouTube - Smithy at Sports Personality of the Year - BBC Sport Relief Night 2010

 

[Lamp]

What levi said. I hope he dies of cancerous aids.

...but if he came up to you and said "it looks like you're on hard times...here's a cheque for £10,000....have some fun with it" you'd lick his ball sweat and ask for a second helping

 

[Billargh]

Correction, I wouldn't.

And ofc I don't wish him dead, but I had to use something brutal to show my utter dismay for that useless twat.

 

[megadave]

So, if everyone hates him, why is he successful?

 

[Lamp]

I hardly think Cordon will go to bed sobbing because a handful of FH regulars don't like him & wish he died from cancer

.........or does he.......?

....maybe its jealousy....you want his body....admit it.....he's very popular among the gay fraternity......so I've heard........

 

[Billargh]

That's right Lamp, I'd love to have his body then I could take my top off, make fat jokes and get rich quick. Absolutely bloody genius.