Jade's gonna win it...

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~YuckFou~

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If Jade wins I will not be watching BB2003.

I am praying that theres a team waiting for her outside to neuter her, we wouldn't want her to breed now would we. BTW anyone figured out what species she is yet?
 
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throdgrain

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Why would you watch any of it m8 ? I have tried for ten minutes or so, but what on earth is the big attraction? Ah jest done git it :confused:
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by throdgrain
Why would you watch any of it m8 ? I have tried for ten minutes or so, but what on earth is the big attraction? Ah jest done git it :confused:


Mrs Yuck likes it, so in the interest of domestic harmony etc..........
 

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My thoughts:

1) Alex. I believe he deserves to win, why? He has been honest throughout most of the show, stands by his beliefs regardless of what the other HM's think. He has "bonded" with the wrong HM's at times - Adele, Tim but I still think he is funny as fuck, esp in the Diary Room and the scene behind the door the other night with the 70's disco.

2) Jonny.I thought he was an ok person, nothing great but over the last few weeks I seriously think he's a twat. All the moping around whenever he got evicted trying to gain the sympathy vote was retarded. So what, fucksake, even people out there DISLIKE me of all people :p Do I mope around, do I fuck, take me as I am or fuckoff. Now, the real crux was yesterday's shenigans. Anyone watch the digest show on C4 at 10pm? If I could I would punch the cunts lights out. Why you ask?

Well, Kate (who attempts to be a laddette and fails whenever she drinks), was in a near comatose state and Jonny was attempting to take advantage of her by

a) Whispering in her ear to strip naked and run around the garden
b) After that, they both should then jump into the pool (so he can have a couple of gropes for free)
c) He attempted to sit her up but (un)fortunately his hands/arms kept slipping hard over her tits.

Now, don't get me wrong, everyone is allowed fun but not when someone clearly wanted to go to bed and boy, did she look fucking ruff and well pissed. I hate wankers who attempt to take advantage of drunken ppl especially women. I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him, I personally found myself getting angry at the TV last night. Even Jade said she ought to go to bed as she was not with it.

3) Kate. She has provided some entertainment but not much. Most of it comes when she is pissed and fools around. I find this rather tartish coming from a bird, maybe it's me but trying to be "on of the lads" don't cut it for me. Must be my age. Take the other night, she got that pissed and went to bed in her knickers and top. She awoke to find her knickers were gone and had no idea who/how they were removed from her. People should never get to this state.

4) Jade. Send her and her awful fucking mother to America. Thats the home of the wierdos on this planet.

Flame away you bastards :p
 
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Furr

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My friend said that jade is what a black person would look like if they suddenly turned white!

In that jade has black features but! shes white??
 
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Cod

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I reakon Alex will win, most of the people i know who watch it voted for him and he's the only one who's not a twat.
 
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Cod

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Originally posted by DBs
My thoughts:
2) Jonny.I thought he was an ok person, nothing great but over the last few weeks I seriously think he's a twat. All the moping around whenever he got evicted trying to gain the sympathy vote was retarded. So what, fucksake, even people out there DISLIKE me of all people :p Do I mope around, do I fuck, take me as I am or fuckoff. Now, the real crux was yesterday's shenigans. Anyone watch the digest show on C4 at 10pm? If I could I would punch the cunts lights out. Why you ask?

I saw that last night yeah, i couldn't work out what he was saying cos i was too far from the Tv but i thought he was saying something like that. But doing it on Terrestrial Tv and looking a complete twat, nice one mate!
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by furofknight
My friend said that jade is what a black person would look like if they suddenly turned white!

In that jade has black features but! shes white??

I think I remember reading somewhere that her dad is black
 

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


I think I remember reading somewhere that her dad is black

Her dad is black.
 
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old.TUG

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Alex wont win, he's a fucking moaning camp fuck off she-male.

Kate will win because she's 'nice'. Johnny lost it as soon as he became a depressive git. Jade is just jade. She will either come 4th or 2nd.
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by DBs
...but I still think he is funny as fuck, esp in the Diary Room and the scene behind the door the other night with the 70's disco.

Yeah, fucking LOL. The way he glanced at the camera when the door shut and the music "just the way i like it" came on. Well timed and very funny.

I'm still rooting for a freak meteor shower to take Jade off the face of the earth though.
 
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FatBusinessman

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
If Jade wins I will not be watching BB2003.

If Jade wins I will not be watching BB2003.
If Jade does not win, I will not be watching BB2003.

However, if Jade wins, I shall laugh.
 
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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by old.Mellow


Yeah, fucking LOL. The way he glanced at the camera when the door shut and the music "just the way i like it" came on. Well timed and very funny.

heheh yeah it was great timing! :)

throdgrain, it's the highlight show on at 10 which is normally the good bit - as it's editted pretty well. The live stuff is just shit and boring.
 
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old.TUG

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You can all fuck off.
But if you want to give me £70,000 then thats fine.
 
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Mellow-

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I've just been witness to Jade live on E4 being incredibly dumb.

Basically, she announced to Alex and Johnny that (a) she's never voted for PJ, Spencer, Kate or Alex and (b) she didn't mean to hurt anyone with her comments and most laughably (c) that she never backstabs and is never two faced.

FUCKING LMFAO!

She's too dim to realise that she's done everything she's denied, and more. Plus she keeps interupting everyones conversation with the same point over and over again.

More importantly, the meteor is well on it's way (2019 fingers crossed) to hit Jade smack bang on her head. So my meteor shower prayers have been answered. kthx \o/

:D
 
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wolfeeh

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giggles

alex to win. but i want jade to. oh teh funny :p
 
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GDW

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Whoever wins will win because BB wants them to win. Ive noticed a couple of times near the beginning where they have attempted to influence the vote.

I think it was when Alex and Alison where up for eviction. The presenter (forgot her name) on eviction night said something like this

"You have 3 mins left to vote, and I can tell you its very close, in fact Alison is in the lead to stay in"

I dont need to remind you that Alex went on to stay in. If that wasnt BB trying to influence the vote then I dont know what is.

BB also shows you only what they want the public to see (or what the laws of the land allow us to see) and since the majority of voters only watch the 10pm show the final vote can be easily influenced . Note how much coverage there has been of the housemates bullying Jade this week, as BB once more attempts to influence the average voter.
 
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dysfunction

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Jade cannot win!

I want Kate to win!

Jade could use the money however on plastic surgery, lipo suction, speech therapy, history lessons, geography lessons etc etc etc...
 
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Furr

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We need a good old angry mob with flame torches and pitch forks to welcome jade. That would be great to see.
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by dysfunction
Jade could use the money however on plastic surgery, lipo suction, speech therapy, history lessons, geography lessons etc etc etc...


Or more usefully euthanasia.
 
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Furr

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I wonder if she knows how much everyone hates her, I think the reason is because we are all ashamed that our country can contain such an utter idiot.
 
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FatBusinessman

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Originally posted by furofknight
I wonder if she knows how much everyone hates her, I think the reason is because we are all ashamed that our country can contain such an utter idiot.

Having never seen Big Brother, is there a possibility that Jade being stupid is all just an incredibly clever act?
 
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Originally posted by FatBusinessman


Having never seen Big Brother, is there a possibility that Jade being stupid is all just an incredibly clever act?

Nobody could act that stupid :m00:
 

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