Jade: Keira's boobs are like aspirins

[Lamp]

Jade Goody says Keira Knightley's breasts is like "two aspirins on an ironing board".

The former Big Brother housemate says Keira has the smallest chest she's ever seen.

Writing in her column in Now Magazine she said: "She is really flat-chested - like two aspirins on an ironing board - but I suppose her boobs are perfect for her."

Jade, who has had a boob job herself, insists Keira should not go under the knife.

She added: "Keira's far too classy a bird to go in all for all that business. I think she might look a bit odd with big boobs.

"She's a stunning girl and I don't think she needs to change her shape. If her boobs were any bigger she'd look ridiculous."

 

[Ezteq]

LMAO anyone seen "Domino"?? some girl at a frat hazing party says that to keira knightly and she replies

Spoiler

keira: have you had a nose job? // frat girl: no // keira: *Bam!* breaks frat girls nose

flipping excellant film.

 

[tris-]

who gives a fuck about a famous persons oppinion?! im suprised people pay anything to listen to their shit. im sure any random joe will do it for free and it will also be worth reading aswell.

 

[Rediknight]

Why would anyone care what this thick bint says enough for her to get a column??

She'd be outwitted by a pencil sharpener, she's so dense light bends around her... she looks like a sock full of piss...

Keira Knightly is hawt, Jade has just looked into the mirror and let the jealousy floood over her ample frame. All that dense whore is good for is medical testing and living under a bridge scaring billygoats...

Sorry to be so harsh, where i am usually so jovial, but she REALLY grinds my goat... stupid, talentless, dumbarse tramp...

 

[eggy]

who gives a fuck about a famous persons oppinion?! im suprised people pay anything to listen to their shit. im sure any random joe will do it for free and it will also be worth reading aswell.

She's only "famous" for being a fat slag on an over-rated TV show.

 

[Talyn]

And Jade Goody has about as much talent as my left testicle, looks like a moose and should have been shot at birth, buried and the ground salted.

Kiera 'twice' Knightly on the other hand, is intelligent, pretty, famous for actually doing something rather than sit around talking shit and was in P.o.t.C ffs!!!

 

[Lamp]

I agree with the pro-Kiera comments
She's lovely
Jade on the otherhand is about as atractive as a dog turd on a plate.

 

[Mikah75]

ROFL 2 aspirins on a n iron board xD

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

She's only "famous" for being a fat slag on an over-rated TV show.

Bahh @ eggy .. thats what i was gona say ..


i really hate the people who become famos for sitting on there asses makeing prats out of themselves for 6 weeks then come out of the house and thier whole life has change ...a nd they are always Surprised by this.


Honestly , if i could be arsed , i go get a shotgun ( b , 2 , 1 ) and track down everyone who's been on BB and slaughter them .....

But as i said i'm far to lazy to do that , plus i dont agreed with killing anything that is more stupid than i.

I would of said a Napkin .. but that's insulting to Napkins.

Regards

Gamb

 

[Ezteq]

as far as i can see Jades not actually insulting keira

Jade, who has had a boob job herself, insists Keira should not go under the knife.

She added: "Keira's far too classy a bird to go in all for all that business. I think she might look a bit odd with big boobs.

"She's a stunning girl and I don't think she needs to change her shape. If her boobs were any bigger she'd look ridiculous."

she's just stating that keira knightly is quite boyish in appearance (although why this is any major/interesting topic i dont know?). you seem to have misread the origional post, i'm not a great fan of jades (im not even a small fan tbh, i dont really like her) but i feel i should defend her here, she did say some quite complimentary things about keira knightly and just because she's (quite rightly) said that she's got a flattish chest you all seem to read that as being a personal attack and tbh the things you all said about her are far nastier/uglier than anything she said in her magazine piece.

"she's thick, she's ugly, she's talentless" ..... she's got far more money than any of us and doesnt have to get up and work her arse off every day. I'll not launch in to the whole beauty is only skin deep thingy cos it's been done more times than jordan and i think you all know what i'd have said cos your a smart bunch so i dont have to say it.

 

[Vladamir]

A friend of mine was in Monday's copy of Nuts, posing in the shower with her mate. Does that make her famous?

 

[tris-]

ahhh ez. i think the problem is no one gives a shit about what she thinks. apparently she is a celebrity though, which means a load of sad bastards will care. hopefully you dont have to be around those people too much.

 

[Ezteq]

yeah i know lol i just get protective over people when they get attacked for being not astetically pleasing

 

[Himse]

A friend of mine was in Monday's copy of Nuts, posing in the shower with her mate. Does that make her famous?

introduce me to your friend :O

 

[evzy]

thing with Jade - as much as people knock her - she is doing something right to keep herself in the limelight whereas more "intelligent" big brother contestants and winners even have mostly faded into oblivion again - and she is making a lot of money from her image of being a bit thick etc.

Don't mind the girl myself - not really got an opinion on her other than that if she can make money doing what she does (which isnt a lot) then good on her - it leaves hope for the rest of us muppets!!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

jade goody is a fat thicko suffering from trollface and awful voice but what she said is true.
keira has nah tits.
doesnt detract from her looks tho.

 

[Vladamir]

introduce me to your friend :O

She's not all that good tbh, a bit on the chubby side and has a HUGE head, literally

 

[lilmissnaughty]

She's not all that good tbh, a bit on the chubby side and has a HUGE head, literally

ah well at least shes fat with a big head if she was thin with a big head she would look like a lollypop.
look on the bright side.

 

[Rediknight]

ironically, she (Jade) owns a hair and "beauty" salon :|


it's called Uglies... :|


can't think of anything else i need to add here, to be honest...

 

[evzy]

Big Head = Big Mouth =

 

[Mikah75]

pretty rich coming from a buffalo like herself
obviously she didn't intend to insult Kiera, but i don't think she would take to kindly to that quote rofl

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

She's not all that good tbh, a bit on the chubby side and has a HUGE head, literally

was she in that esp of Friends with Chandler ?


Anyway , i usualy go for a Smile first , then personality .. then tbh a nice Bum ( it isn't always a ickle one , bahh tbh it's usualy on the larger side =) ).

Hey as long as it keeps me happy and warm at night i'm fine =)

 

[Bahumat]

I found out something really strange yesterday from a friend, when we were monkey's males were obviously attracted to females but its mens obsession with curve that gets our attention.

basically as monkeys evolved into humans the bum was less excentuated(sp?) so females developed bigger breasts (to replicate the bum shaped curves)(something like one fifth of the breast is used to produce milk hence the rest is according to this clever chap "there for mens arousel")

in regards to curves, the shoulder and thighs are also attractive for guys, teh shoulders are not as obvious but in some designer photo's they have the woman standing side profiled with her head tilted left/right, she has her face above teh should and its a sub concious thing to become more appealing.


I cant say which clever chap said this (rl friend told me about it) but it was interesting, only mentioned it cause of the whole bood topic

 

[Calaen]

as far as i can see Jades not actually insulting keira



she's just stating that keira knightly is quite boyish in appearance (although why this is any major/interesting topic i dont know?). you seem to have misread the origional post, i'm not a great fan of jades (im not even a small fan tbh, i dont really like her) but i feel i should defend her here, she did say some quite complimentary things about keira knightly and just because she's (quite rightly) said that she's got a flattish chest you all seem to read that as being a personal attack and tbh the things you all said about her are far nastier/uglier than anything she said in her magazine piece.

"she's thick, she's ugly, she's talentless" ..... she's got far more money than any of us and doesnt have to get up and work her arse off every day. I'll not launch in to the whole beauty is only skin deep thingy cos it's been done more times than jordan and i think you all know what i'd have said cos your a smart bunch so i dont have to say it.

I will agree with Ez here,

She isnt a looker or the smartest by all appearances but she has made over a million being herself. She has lost alot of weight since she was in the house and is probably looked upon by alot of her fans as an inspiration. While I feel she says the stupidest of things she understands what is required to make money and that is a good thing. She isnt getting her tits out and wearing nothing while out drinking to get her picture in the paper like Jody Marsh.

She also makes me laugh.

that is priceless.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

She isnt getting her tits out and wearing nothing while out drinking to get her picture in the paper like Jody Marsh.

don't you mean Jodi Horse

 

[tris-]

i thought physically attraction is about symetry (sp?) of the body.

and its not about her being ugly. hell, she is as ugly as a chewed up piece of shit that someone then vomited back up. but thats only imo. the problem is, shes a dick. and the other problem is - why do people want to read what she writes?

i suppose the whole thing comes down to me not understand why people like 'famous' people. i just dont get it tbh.

 

[evzy]

Hey as long as it keeps me happy and warm at night i'm fine =)

~Passes Gamblor a box of matches to keep him happy~

 

[Zebolt]

I myself prefer small breasts, I think it's more sexy. And silicone is teh crap

And OMG at the girl in Talyn's avatar.....!