I'VE WON THE LOTTERY :d

Vladamir

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Well not exactly, but this email made me laugh, apparently i have quite a fortune :p

FROM THE DESK OF MR AZAN USMAN.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
TELEPHONE NUMBER 00226 78 89 36 60

Dear Friend,

I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but
it
was borne out of desperation and current development. please bear with
me.
My name is Mr AZAN USMAN, an Auditor of
African Development Bank I discovered existing dormant account for 5
years.

When I discovered that there had been no continuation nor withdrawals
from
this account for this long period and our banking law stipulates that
any un
serviceable account for more than 5 years
will go into the bank revenue as an unclaimed fund.

I have made personal inquiries about the depositor and his next of kin
but
sadly, the depositor and his next of kin died in motor accident while
the
rest of the family died in Iraq during the crisis,I only made this
investigation just to be double sure of this fact and since I have been
unsuccessful in locating the Relatives.

I seek your consent to Present yourself as the next of kin of the
deceased.
As an auditor in the bank I will use my position in the bank to help
you
becoming the next of kin to the estate, so that
the proceeds of this account valued at $25.6 million dollars can be
transfered to you, this is the
story in a nutshell.

Now I want an account overseas where the bank will transfer this funds.
Thereafter, I will come for the sharing and investment, also to use
part of
the money to help the Iraqians, It is a careful
network and for the past eleven months I have worked out everything to
ensure a hitch-free
operation.

Now my questions are:-
1. Can you handle this project?
2. Can I give you this trust?

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, All what I
require is
your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through, I
guarantee
that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, please
get in
touch with me by my
e-mail to enable me outline to you the strategies on how to go about
this,
You may also send your phone number so that I can call you.

Finally, it is my humble prayer that the information as contained
herein be
accorded the necessary
attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves, also send to me
your
personal information, to enable me send to you official text of
application.

I Expect your urgent response if you can handle this project. also call
me.

Respectfully yours,
MR AZAN USMAN
Telephone:00226 78 89 36 60
 

Solo

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Thanks, I always wanted more spam mail now I get yours aswell!
 

Vodkai

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Got this too! Amazing! two millionaires on one forum, its got to be real, Right?
 

swords

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Iraqians *giggle*
the depositor and his next of kin died in motor accident while
the rest of the family died in Iraq during the crisis...

I have been unsuccessful in locating the Relatives. (I thought they were all dead!)
 

Marc

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A friend of mine followed this through for a laugh and it ended up getting quite heavy. with threats being made from the other party because my friend wouldnt hand over £150 in exchange for £20million
 

Gamah

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A friend of mine followed this through for a laugh and it ended up getting quite heavy. with threats being made from the other party because my friend wouldnt hand over £150 in exchange for £20million

I always thought about doing this but yeah you *are* dealing with criminals etc and the end of the day just best to avoid it.
 

Vladamir

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This day gets better and better :D

FROM THE DESK OF Mr. TANKO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
TELE; 00226 76-72-92-33


Dear

I am the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$12 million Dollars) in an account that belongs to one
of our foreign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who died along with his entire family in Jully 2000 in a plane crash.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELLOW
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for
safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after ten years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60%
would be for me Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to
you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax
number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be
remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application .
I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the
transfer. you can as well write me on my private email address that i use to write you ok

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Faithfully,
SALIF TANKO (B.O.A)
 

Vladamir

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He spent 3 years living in the native land and became Um BangBang of IkiIkiGayGay!

Who fuckin' cares, now i have millions we can brrrrrrrap people in stretch pimped out hummers :D
 

Thadius

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Who fuckin' cares, now i have millions we can brrrrrrrap people in stretch pimped out hummers :D

Just be careful Vladibabeh, Africa has a lot of civil unrest!

Wouldnt want you to be captured and raped by Mugabe :(
 

Bugz

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I love how they say that by simply ringing up and claiming you are a relation/next of kin, you will be guaranteed to the money.

I think I'll wait till David Beckham dies and then claim to be his long-lost son! :m00:
 

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