I've just had a brilliant idea

[Chilly]

So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.

 

[caLLous]

So, erm... welcome back?

How have you been?

 

[Moriath]

So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.

Talk to @Scouse all you have to do is stand on the toilet rim and squat.

 

[fettoken]

Talk to @Scouse all you have to do is stand on the toilet rim and squat.

Spray and pray suddenly received a whole new meaning.

 

[Scouse]

We all* poo wrong - according to science!


*well, not me...