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Chilly

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So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.
 

caLLous

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So, erm... welcome back?

How have you been?
 

Moriath

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So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.
Talk to @Scouse all you have to do is stand on the toilet rim and squat. ;)
 

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