I've just had a brilliant idea

[Chilly]

So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.

 

[caLLous]

So, erm... welcome back?

How have you been?

 

[Moriath]

So I was having a really big poo the other day. It took a while and it was pretty painful, but I got it out in the end. I'll be honest, I had to poke some olive oil up my arse to get things moving. I think I was a bit low on vegetables that week.

Talk to @Scouse all you have to do is stand on the toilet rim and squat.

 

[fettoken]

Talk to @Scouse all you have to do is stand on the toilet rim and squat.

Spray and pray suddenly received a whole new meaning.

 

[Scouse]

We all* poo wrong - according to science!


*well, not me...

 

[Chilly]

Stealth one today, slipped out without a whisper.

 

[TdC]

stealth poos freak me out man. disappear without a trace. like they were never even there...

 

[Lamp]

ChatGPT just freaked me out

You know that one of the features of it is that it doesn't remember previous conversations. Neither can it learn as it goes along

(its little more than a plain English version of Google search - intelligent my arse)

Anyway.... it just said this to me: "....Interstellar, a movie I know you have often praised for its scientific accuracy"

How did it remember that, or me ? Its NEVER remembered anything before

Is it learning ?

 

[Scouse]

That's a weird one eh.

If what they say is true, it made that up and it's coincidence.

If.

 

[Scouse]

How to we go from olive oil poo to ChatGPT @Lamp?!

I'm gonna take a dump and contemplate

 

[Lamp]

If you stick your phone up your bum.....

 

[Lamp]

I'm in the dog house
I just dropped a steamer and the smell has followed me to the other end of the house

Its not my fault

The Mrs has run upstairs with her t shirt over her nose

 

[Lamp]

 

[Lamp]

Still laughing