I've grown a beard!

[Loxleyhood]

And it is mighty! Or at least as mighty as teenage beards can be. I grew it on holiday because I didn't have anything better to do than watch my facial hair grow, proud, like a father, and the day I got back it proved an instant hit with the ladies. Or lady rather. But still!





Well, three months and you'd think I'd have something better to post. I dunno.

 

[Dillinja]

What we all really want to know is how low you had to stoop to get your account unbanned... actually, we probably don't.

oh yeah, and WB Lox! It's been a while.

 

[Pippic]

stlong lox, giv pic for teh ladies of this forum?

Edit: no im not one of teh ladies!

 

[Tilda]

Welcome back, just behave now!

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yea...show beard! Bet it isn't as bushy as mine was (until I shaved it...Osama jokes get old QUICK...in fact, they are born decrepit and old).

 

[Apathy]

Would it perhaps be more accurate to say you have not shaved for a while rather than you have grown a beard?

Or have you trimmed it and bought a little beard comb?

a.
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[HerculesPluto]

and is it a noel edmunds beard?

NOEL STILL LOVES YOU!"

 

[Aoami]

buying and wearing a fake santa claus beard from Matalan doesn't actually count as growing your own, lox.

 

[Coim]

Ze great Lox returns!

Welcome back dude.

 

[Exile]

It's quite well kept. I've shaved my neck and cheeks to make it like it's a line from my sideburns going to my chin, and then a bit below my lip. I don't know what to do with the moustache though, it doesn't reach to the beard. It's sexy though.

 

[tRoG]

Half grown beards look teh ghei.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Oops. Still in alt account on this computer.

 

[Cyfr]

How do you grow facial hair???

 

[Loxleyhood]

In my case you go on holiday with your family in the most sterile little middle class tourist trap you could ever imagine, you sink into a deep depression, and you devise ways to scare you family.

 

[Aoami]

heh, bet it was full of germans stealing sunbeds. it's like world war II all over again at some holiday resorts. just with less death.

 

[Chronick Wind]

so Lox,

how did you get your account back? GOA were adamant i wasnt having mine

 

[Loxleyhood]

GOA? We're talking forum accounts here, boy!

 

[Brynn]

welcome back lox - tis been a while, and yea show beard


i wanna see the scrawny bum-fluff

 

[Raven]

Lox, yesterday somewhere in England:

 

[Loxleyhood]

I don't have such a cool hat.

 

[StonyPony]

pfffff you should listen to lox spamming /Gu with his : i've got facial hair. Spammer

 

[Flimgoblin]

lox on stage:

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/09/14/zztop.jpg

 

[Greenfingers]

yuck, facial hairs ... I thought the wind blew them away Lox?

only looks good on peeps that are 30+ or get sideburns following the jawline

 

[Pin]

I grew one too

 

[mts]

beards are cool.

 

[Seeaira_Tempest]

I grew one too

It's not a beard! It's a gotee. And I told you I know best.. it looks great on you. Shave it off and you will get a

 

[eggy]

Facial hair is banned/restricted on ExxonMobil's offshore platforms in the North sea. Apparently it inteferes with the machinary.

I know this because I have to research it.

Oh fuck it's Monday.

 

[Huntingtons]

I don't have such a cool hat.

but you got the classes right?

lox on stage:

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/09/14/zztop.jpg

see? there's the classes again :<

 

[UKM_Thorgrim]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

a propper beard can be seen at www.ukmercs.co.uk in bio's

look for UKM_Thorgrim its a year old but beard longer now. or ask all UK Mercs..