Binky the Bomb
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
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Salad is for the weak, i'm all meat baby
I love how everyone just assumes i must be one of those yuppies now because i have an iphone. Keep the stereotype comments comming. Makes you lot look like knobs
In an endearing way of course
Thank you, I will.
*ahem*
So, you downgraded to an Iphone eh? Do you realise that you are going to spend months making sure you have it with you, carefully caressing it at every opportunity, trying to find interesting ways to show it off, placing it inconspicuously on table (right in plain sight I may add) and chatting out it to people even more lonely or sadder than you?
See me, I bought a... phone. Its got a make and a model and it has buttons and you can make calls, receive calls, send texts and receive texts. It also came with an in built mp3 player. Thats it. The mp3 was simply a way of carrying less crap around.
Do you realize that you bought something that is now a very effective shackle? You can now do WORK at home, on the move, or whenever someone NEEEEEDS you to do something when you are AFK. Your now NEVER out of contact, or away from your work tools (unless your a plumber), and you can ALWAYS do that little bit extra work now, because your boss will find out about it (oh yes, your work mate are going to shaft you, and tell on you, so they get left alone).
Congratulations on killing off all your extra time. When you get your first scratch on your screen, I'll bet you shit a brick too. And when you do, think back upon this humble post and the following message.
"Out of warranty"
don't panic, it'll probably never happen.