FH news It's TdC!!!

[Jupitus]

Well! I was surprised to see @TdC making the news headlines.... here we go a-swaffling!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-31159898

 

[Trem]

Bloody hybrids everywhere

 

[Job]

So chimps are talking now, quite a leap no one told me about.

 

[Jupitus]

So chimps are talking now, quite a leap no one told me about.

Well you can type... it's your next step so why not?

 

[Lakih]

Wasn't expecting @TdC to be quite so hairy... Or was that stock footage?

 

[Wij]

Wasn't expecting @TdC to be quite so hairy... Or was that stock footage?

It's not TdC. That chimp is hairy all over with a bare arse. TdC is the complete opposite.

 

[BloodOmen]

You've let yourself go @TdC

 

[Raven]

*zip*

 

[TdC]

I ran out of Veet over the weekend, and OFC someone's there with a camera

 

[old.Osy]

 

[CorNokZ]

Happy 40th birthday Teeds! Hope you're having a good one with lots of mountainbiking, quiches and stroopwafel!

 

[TdC]

cheers bro. true to form I over-slept, am now in a rush and have a hangover. woo, go me

 

[caLLous]

At least you have your health!

(you do still have your health, right?)

 

[Jupitus]

It's turned into a birthday thread!!

Happy Birthday, dude!!!

 

[fettoken]

40. Wow, not bad at all! Happy birthday and all. What's the plans?

 

[TdC]

cheers mi brahs!

the plans are as follows:

- get out of bed [check]
- go mountainbiking [check]
- recover from mountainbiking by eating a chocolate chip cookie the size of my face, microwaved until soft, and drinking a Barrysworld mug full of le Earl Gray's finest brewed until black as fuck [check]
- have a glass of the creature [in progress]
- eat a big as fuck steak with a fried egg on top, followed by some triple chocolate ice cream and several espressos [pending]
- listen to some music and have more whisky [pending]
- finalize plan of approach for school and write first highlight report [hells no]

 

[Yoni]

Gefeliciteered *speshul fluffles*

 

[TdC]

speshul fluffles are some of my favourite fluffles

 

[TdC]

Ooh someone just posted a Steel Panther link on my fb! I am now, officially, cool as fuck.

 

[Moriath]

Fappy birthday bacon dude

 

[Scouse]

Fuck you @TdC. And fuck your birthday too.

Fucking younger than me. Cunt.

 

[Deebs]

Fuck you @TdC. And fuck your birthday too.

Fucking younger than me. Cunt.

This! I cannot be more fucked off that another fucker is younger than me

Hope it is a good one and you now feel fucking old. Cannot fucking believe this, I feel like one old cunt... Where is @Jupitus he must be the only cunt older than me? Failing that, at least my knee is higher than his head

 

[Lakih]

hbd @TdC !

 

[old.user4556]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT

 

[TdC]

cheers all you sexi's, young and old alike!

as to you oldies clogging up my beautiful thread with your hairs, smells and colostomy bags...I can not promise to always be this young and good looking. one day age will come to me, just like it came to @Scouse and @Deebs

 

[Scouse]

I can not promise to always be this young and good looking

The age came, but I still look great

 

[TdC]

it's cool man, I'm in the club now. you can stop fibbing

 

[Edmond]

Ahh, I'm glad I didn't miss this. Happy 40th sexy beast, hope its been awesooooome!!!!

 

[dysfunction]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[Wij]

*smooch*