It's not as funny when it happens...

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Wij

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...to you.

I kinda thought that wet farts never really happened. You'd know it was coming. You could tell the difference surely.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!1

All down my legs :(

What's more I've blocked my new bog up by using loads of paper to wipe my legs. It's brim full and I feel another one coming on :(

I daren't even get in the shower cos I'm waiting for a replacement bath (don't ask) to be delivered and my new PSU is supposed to arrive about now :(

:(

:(
 
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Sir Frizz

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Too many laxatives in your tea Wij?


btw: :D
 
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Summo

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Some things should never be posted. :(

Wij shits his pants.
 
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dysfunction

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Sounds like you might have a stomach bug...

Dont forget to rehydrate yourself.
 
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Xtro

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...I was eating when I read that......


get well soon you bloated monkey!
 
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Lester

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Listen kids, this is what happens when you abuse your clench muscles.....
 
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xane

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Get something/someone to "block it up" for you, you should be an expert on this by now.
 
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nath

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Yes, don't eat fibre fgs. You don't want to be *more* regular.

I hear bananas bung you up (WHEN YOU EAT THEM YOU SICK FUCK)
 
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Sharma

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true, following through isnt the nicest thing to happen to you but its funny when it happens to others :D
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Wij
...to you.

I kinda thought that wet farts never really happened. You'd know it was coming. You could tell the difference surely.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!1

All down my legs :(

What's more I've blocked my new bog up by using loads of paper to wipe my legs. It's brim full and I feel another one coming on :(

I daren't even get in the shower cos I'm waiting for a replacement bath (don't ask) to be delivered and my new PSU is supposed to arrive about now :(

:(

:(
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BAN WIJ! HE IS TALKING ABUOT POO!


Seriously tho dude, most people can tell a wet fart coming a mile away. How did you shit your pants?
 
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Sawtooth

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You think thats bad I once was sat on the bog throwing up into a bucket whilst pissing diaorhea out of my arse....bad memory...

That was a stomach bug.
 
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mank!

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Originally posted by Sawtooth
You think thats bad I once was sat on the bog throwing up into a bucket whilst pissing diaorhea out of my arse....bad memory...

That was a stomach bug.
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This also happened to me whilst drunk

I didn't realise I was throwing up either, so I managed to cover my Mum's bathroom carpet with vomit
 
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Teh Krypt

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Eat loads of cheese..

Then you can't shit..

I did this and spent an hour trying to shit in the bath :D

So painful, poo trying to come out ect when it can't because its too big :D

Then you do a big shit in the bath, and it floats, and your like phew, and YEAH WATEVA..
 
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pg_exoshear

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This reminds me of that "Best Poo Ever" thread (think it was called that). :D
 
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Shocko

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Wasn't it about the RateMyPoo site? Or was that a different thread? I seem to remember that one got closed months after it was originally posted, because some newbie twat resurected it, to only moan about how it should be deleted a page or so later :rolleyes:
 
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Wij

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Re: Re: It's not as funny when it happens...

Originally posted by bodhi



BAN WIJ! HE IS TALKING ABUOT POO!


Seriously tho dude, most people can tell a wet fart coming a mile away. How did you shit your pants?
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Believe me I could NOT tell :(

I have some even worse things to tell you about today but I'll leave it for now...
 
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Shocko

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Re: Re: Re: It's not as funny when it happens...

Originally posted by Wij
I have some even worse things to tell you about today but I'll leave it for now...
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Related to the poo story? :uhoh:
 
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