its here???

[Ezteq]

Frigging autumn already!?

It must be true, the stores are having Autumn clothing in stock, ITV is running ads for autumn drama and I just found a really cool leaf with about 9 different colours in it but still...

wtf happened to summer? Don't get me wrong, I love autumn I really do but I have not had call to swap from my ultra heavy duvet to the summer weight duvet, have not gotten to wear my hawaiian shirts or safari shorts nor have I been able to go on one of my stupidly long walks in the blazing heat and observe the size to colour to swimsuit coverage ratio in action (i.e. the further along the beach I walk the fatter and redder the men but the smaller their speedos get) which is always good for a laugh.

I am most disappointed and wish to complain about this lousey damn season! I hope this will not have a knock on effect and cause a crap autumn and a rubbish winter because then I really would be annoyed.

 

[tris-]

maybe you needed to get out more during june and july, it was fucking scorching hot and i got sunburnt a couple of times.

 

[old.Tohtori]

About time.

Atleast soon you can enjoy yourself outside AND inside.

The small part between summer and rainer is the best bit in the world.

Not too hot, not too cold, just perfect.

F*ck summer, bring on the pain!..errr...rain!

 

[Ezteq]

pfft not down here it wasnt Tris, it is a sorry arsed state of arrairs when it's hotter up there than it is down here which is supposed to be 'the riveria' of the UK...though tbh thats a load of poo unless riveria is short for 'coastal town full of old people and over priced real estate'

 

[Thorwyn]

What do you expect? It´s September!
Summer was long and hot and sunny and souldestroying enough.

 

[Ezteq]

not sodding here it wasnt! I want my soul destroyed as much as the next gal and believe me I didn't flipping get it.

There's another thing i am finding it hard to believe...september, already??? I mean jeeze they told me time goes quicker the older you get but this is taking the piss, it'll be at warp speed by the time i'm 50 at this rate.

 

[tris-]

time certainly has moved faster over the past year, but im putting that down to have more to do with my time than previously.

 

[Ezteq]

nope...your getting on a bit lol

 

[tris-]

im only 23, what are you now, about 45?

 

[Ezteq]

nearly lol

 

[Lamp]

time definitely flies the older you get.

And Tris, you're not 23. You're at least 40 !

 

[tris-]

im fucking twenty fucking three fucker.

 

[Lamp]

yeah ok...in that case, I'm....umm...ummm....25. Yeah that'll do. !

 

[tris-]

yes but you really are quite old where as i am not.

 

[Lamp]

Yeah, I'm almost dead...but I'll take you bastards with me !

 

[Ezteq]

rofl

aaargh!!!

*wets self*

triiiis can you change my pensioner diaper please?

 

[cHodAX]

im fucking twenty fucking three fucker.

Bollocks, 37 at least.

 

[Amphrax]

rofl

aaargh!!!

*wets self*

triiiis can you change my pensioner diaper please?

Ez u can change mine <drools>

 

[Cadelin]

Its not autumn until you start seeing Christmas things being put up....

 

[Thorwyn]

According to my supermarket, that would be 6 months a year then.

 

[Ezteq]

Ez u can change mine <drools>

only tris is young enough and possesses(too many s's?) enough flexibility to perform such tasks

 

[cHodAX]

Christmas stock hits the shelves of my local Morrisons in 3 weeks according to a friend who works there.

 

[Ezteq]

yeah they usually bring it out before halloween which sucks tbh, QVC already had christmas stuff in July

 

[Thorwyn]

I watched a TV report the a while ago.
Apparently, they´re melting together all the leftover chocolate Santa Clauses after XMas and make chocolate easter bunnies out of it... rinse repeat.

 

[tris-]

fuck off you fuckers.

 

[Ezteq]

I watched a TV report the a while ago.
Apparently, they´re melting together all the leftover chocolate Santa Clauses after XMas and make chocolate easter bunnies out of it... rinse repeat.

just so long as there arn't any frigging eyelids in them lol

*uppy downy throat thing*

 

[Thorwyn]

fuck off you fuckers.

Why are you so mad, buddy?

 

[fettoken]

Autumn, how i love it! Mild weather, occasional rain. Also like how the landscape turn out.

 

[Ezteq]

don't mind him...i think he's going through The Change

 

[Fafnir]

There's another thing i am finding it hard to believe...september, already??? I mean jeeze they told me time goes quicker the older you get but this is taking the piss, it'll be at warp speed by the time i'm 50 at this rate.

Think about how it must to be 80 years old, you go to bed, and wake up and 6 months has just flown past..