It's been a long long time...

[Will]

...since I got my lazy ass round to posting a new thread in here. And I have just the think in my secret box of links.

Did I just tell you all the secret? You didn't here it from me, ok?

Enough nonsense, send in the link already. I warn you all now, it's pretty disturbing, in a compulsive reading sort of way.

from the link

Now, I have finally found a doctor that can help me. She made the diagnosis with a flashlight clamped firmly in her teeth. I had met her in a bar and Bob was not expecting a midnight diagnosis on my living room floor. "No problem" she said.

and that is by a long way the tamest section.

Are you still reading this crap I'm writing? Click the link already.

 

[Wij]

Not at work thx

 

[Will]

I promise you, it has no pictures at all.

 

[throdgrain]

yuk.quite funny in a god-dont-read-any-more kind of wayuke:

 

[Ch3tan]

/me clenches cheeks.

its noo *grinding teeth* use.

*SPLUUUUUUUUURT*

 

[Moving Target]

you put this in irc

p1mp

 

[Will]

That's true, but I felt it was worth sharing out. And I do get a little commision from the site.

 

[Ch3tan]

omg what a story!

I was clinging to every word, excellent.

But what of his final treatment, did he get the nitro? What happened to Bob?

gah i need to know!

 

[Nibbler]

I was clinging...

/me takes that statement out of context

 

[xenon2000]

Bob the Anal Fissure

I stopped there.

 

[nothing]

urg. that's yuk. but strangely fascinating. my brother caught something in india... but i'll not go there.

hey Xenon, I hope we can forget our differences now, I am a changed character. I don't spam, I don't flame and I make reasoned arguments.

 

[Testin da Cable]

um
ouch

 

[Summo]

oh
my
god

No wonder you have the words 'itchy' and 'finger' in your name.

I hope and prey that anything to do with my digestive system remains intact.

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by mungo_jerry
hey Xenon, I hope we can forget our differences now, I am a changed character. I don't spam, I don't flame and I make reasoned arguments.

np

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by Moving Target
you put this in irc

p1mp

yeh i saw this last night

 

[Wij]

Just got around to reading this.

FANTASTIC

 

[Moving Target]

dont find it that interesting or disgusting

 

[bodhi]

I get a lot of sphincter itch. I wonder if Bob is around

 

[Ch3tan]

Originally posted by Wij
Just got around to reading this.

FANTASTIC

I agree bloody superb.

BTW BOdhi, as we have already dialted your anus violently, are you going to try the nitro approach?

 

[bodhi]

I hate to break it to you, but you got nowhere near my anus.

Thx.

 

[Ch3tan]

But i remember it! it happened, its all so clear.... :/

 

[Wij]

Woo Woo Woo

*flashback sequence*

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Wij
Woo Woo Woo

*flashback sequence*

Flashback to Bohdi's anus?

Sounds like a very bad trip to me.

 

[bodhi]

Nah, I have a neatly trimmed Anal beard.

 

[Sawtooth]

Hmm piles of laughs there.

Saw