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Chilly

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unless im graveley mistaken, wheres all the "HAH! fucking aussie scum, english ex-cons the lot of ye" spam?
 

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Go put anatha shrump on tha barbie mate.



ouch thats painfully bad attempt at an aussie accent..

its supposedly the day when we appreciate australia...fuck knows why. The main point is that fosters/VB/XXXX is all dirty cheap 2nite.
 

Sissyfoo

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I haven't met an aussie I didn't like. :)

...which is surprising because I don't like most people. :/
 

Sissyfoo

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Quite a few. When I lived in London I always went to a bar called Belushis for happy hour and it seems to be a major hang out for aussies and kiwis! :)

...and VB was 2 for 1 all the time! :D
 

Chilly

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vb is tastey.

not as tastey as a pork pie mind you!
 

Sissyfoo

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Ew. I can't stand all that jelly and crap in a pork pie. ~shudders~ If you have seen the way those things are made then you will poke your eyes out with a q-tip before eating another one, I swear!
 

Chilly

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if your trying to scare me with Haggis-like tactics, it wont work. I am hardened to eating eyeballs and brains and hooves and bone, its good for your constitution!
if it dont kill ye or make u ill it cna only make you stronger!
 

Sissyfoo

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It ain't the ingredients (I'm quite partial to hotdogs meself) but how they are actually made in the factory that makes me want to chunder! :x
 

Dillinja

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I hit my head on a lamp post the other day. I'm not sure if that made me any stronger.
 

Chilly

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pray, continue. I'm quite interested actually..pray tell.
 

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Dillinja said:
I hit my head on a lamp post the other day. I'm not sure if that made me any stronger.
OFC it did, your character has been slightly improved cos now you wont walk into lampposts quite so often, im not talking how many porkpies you can lift up, im talking general character goodness as well as physical :D
 

Sissyfoo

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Getting HIV doesn't make you any stronger, character or otherwise. :p
 

Chilly

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it makes you ILL though, read my first post!

giv pork pie info!
 

Dillinja

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Yeah but it makes you ill. That's the grey area... I think.
 

Sissyfoo

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It doesn't kill you though. By Chilly's reasoning it should make you into a god! :p
 

Chilly

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no no no , if it doesn kill you, or make you ill etc...

it makes you ill thus not godlike.
 

Dillinja

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So... If I get myself hit by an 18-wheeler tomorrow morning and break every single bone in my body and barely survive. By your logic, that would make me into a god. :p
 

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Hokay...sooo, something that doesn't kill me or make me ill can only make me stronger?

What about 2 gallons of nacho cheese? It wouldn't kill me orrr make me ill (provided I didn't chug it down in one go) but it would make me a walking tub of lard with bad BO and evil breath. :p
 

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not a GOD, but once you recovered etc..youd be hardened to 18-wheelers hitting you, your bones, now slightly weaker will thus break easier next time and you will suffer less harm (obviously all bones will be snappethed) but th einjury comed from resisting movement, not the movement itself usually.
 

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Sissyfoo said:
Hokay...sooo, something that doesn't kill me or make me ill can only make me stronger?

What about 2 gallons of nacho cheese? It wouldn't kill me orrr make me ill (provided I didn't chug it down in one go) but it would make me a walking tub of lard with bad BO and evil breath. :p
obesity is a medical condition afaik, being in the states im surprised you overlooked that,
 

Dillinja

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That's propaganda to make the fat bastards feel better about themselves.
 

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thats a good point Dil..

anyway, im goign to bed exam in dans le matin!

good nigth all, dont let the pork pies bite, or the townies.
 

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Chilly said:
thats a good point Dil..

anyway, im goign to bed exam in dans le matin!

good nigth all, dont let the pork pies bite, or the townies.
I hope its not a french exam! :D

Night and good luck tomorrow! :)
 

Dillinja

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Don't worry. If the townies bite, I'll make sure that they never bite anything ever again.
 

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I fucking hate townies. Bastards threw drinks all over me when i was at school.

I want to slash their Nova's tires and put sugar in their petrol tank.
 

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bah for a moment there i thought we were gonna start slagging off fat people again :(

ah well next time eh!
 

pez

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but on the subject of townies...

why does long hair make them so angry?

its like a fecking red robe to a bull
 

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