Its a Fair cop.

[collegien]

I think someones taking us for a ride :/

Woman getting married to fairground ride - Telegraph

LOL she carries his nuts about with her

 

[old.Tohtori]

Normal female, always have their mans nuts.

It's a real condition though, so to her, it's like the ride is a man...can't really judge too ahrshly if she has it, though i'd like to hear the rides opinion. She might not like her type.

 

[Huntingtons]

am i the first one who thought that she probably masturbates while riding it?

 

[old.Tohtori]

am i the first one who thought that she probably masturbates while riding it?

Ah, it's a female, they have that black voodoo "orgasm without touching" thingies

 

[Urgluf]

Ah, it's a female, they have that black voodoo "orgasm without touching" thingies

oh happened to me before toht. and i'm somewhat of a man

 

[old.Tohtori]

oh happened to me before toht. and i'm somewhat of a man

Unpure!

It has been written that; A man shalt not cometh without the slobbering of thine ladies mouth, the fire of her loins or by fast and furious masturbation by thee or thine lady. So it shall be!

 

[Urgluf]

willpower baby

 

[Urgluf]

or was it because I was holding the sweetest tits in my hands/mouth and I hadn't wanked or had sex for months? :/

either way, perhaps I should log out and never come back to this place

 

[Urgluf]

i hadn't wanked or had sex for months? :/

quoted for liessss

 

[Garaen]

What a psycho, stuff like this scares the shit out of me.

 

[kiliarien]

Ugh, she's a total rotter. No wonder she has object-whatever it is, no bloke will wave their pink veiny bang-stick in her direction.

 

[Aoami]

lol, americans

 

[old.Tohtori]

lol, americans

Yeah, well put, only americans have mental disorders

 

[Raven]

Here we go again.

 

[Aoami]

i dont know what he wrote but i assume it was retarded

 

[Zita]

Lol what a fucking nutter. And agreed - would only happen in america

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lol what a fucking nutter. And agreed - would only happen in america

Actually, as i stated before, it happens all over the world.

Toasters, rollercoasters etc.

People fall in love with inanimate objects.

Much like Aoami whom sleeps with his pink tricycle every night

 

[Amanita]

Married the Berlin Wall and is cheating on him with a garden fence