old.Tohtori
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That special time of year.
Stockings all around, Things a poppin, elves and other nice things.
Not clear yet?
Alrighty.
Nothing?
Ok then, how about...
Aaah...you're getting it now...good for you...
But just to be clear...
It's time for the:
SANTAMAS 2007 WANKATHON SPECIAL!!!
Starting NOW, yes NOW...well...starting when the day turns to the 5th in respected locations, or when you read this on the 5th... you can not wank/have sex/rub/please or in any other way stimulate(extensively) your respected member areas for about 20 days! Nada! Nothing! Zip! Not even a dryhump!
Why only 20 when the usual is 30?
Because this one is a doooozy, a bastardly devices fiendish expedition, in the form of a competition, FROM HELL!
Check your calendar. Go forward about 20 days. And...yes...thaaat's right...this particular Wankathon ends when it's ze "christmas day!", 25th, pressie day(for some), the holiest of holy of days(to some) and all in all, family day!
So, when you've strained your wanking/sexing urges for 20 days, the first day you're allowed to have sexor/wank, is....
...on the 25th
Come one, come all, as soon we shall come no more. It's wankathon time!
Registerations, below.
Dislacimer: Any problems to willy or willy placement device, aka, poon, due to attending the wankathon is NOT the fault of anyone else but yourself. Also washing, and other bodily functions, are allowed as long as they don't wander into the "danger" zone. You know the rules damnit!
By the by, if i don't show up tomorrow to check on the attendants, it's 'cause i'm having some sutff mvoed. Should have net by night.
Stockings all around, Things a poppin, elves and other nice things.
Not clear yet?
Alrighty.
Nothing?
Ok then, how about...
Aaah...you're getting it now...good for you...
But just to be clear...
It's time for the:
SANTAMAS 2007 WANKATHON SPECIAL!!!
Starting NOW, yes NOW...well...starting when the day turns to the 5th in respected locations, or when you read this on the 5th... you can not wank/have sex/rub/please or in any other way stimulate(extensively) your respected member areas for about 20 days! Nada! Nothing! Zip! Not even a dryhump!
Why only 20 when the usual is 30?
Because this one is a doooozy, a bastardly devices fiendish expedition, in the form of a competition, FROM HELL!
Check your calendar. Go forward about 20 days. And...yes...thaaat's right...this particular Wankathon ends when it's ze "christmas day!", 25th, pressie day(for some), the holiest of holy of days(to some) and all in all, family day!
So, when you've strained your wanking/sexing urges for 20 days, the first day you're allowed to have sexor/wank, is....
...on the 25th
Come one, come all, as soon we shall come no more. It's wankathon time!
Registerations, below.
Dislacimer: Any problems to willy or willy placement device, aka, poon, due to attending the wankathon is NOT the fault of anyone else but yourself. Also washing, and other bodily functions, are allowed as long as they don't wander into the "danger" zone. You know the rules damnit!
By the by, if i don't show up tomorrow to check on the attendants, it's 'cause i'm having some sutff mvoed. Should have net by night.
