Is this you BlackJack practising your ninja skillz?

[Deebs]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

 

[Gamah]

I don't think I can do it to deebs

 

[Nate]

A real Deebs's bitch would do it Gamah!

 

[Bahumat]

hahahaha *casts evade 100%, succesfully dodges the ban stick*

 

[Deebs]

Oh

have they been posted before then?

 

[Calaen]

Very old actually I think there is a massive Irc quotes log floating around somewhere with them all on.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah it's really old, but it's still funny

He cyber's (or at least tries to in his funny way) Britney again, not sure where they are all uploaded.

 

[Deebs]

my apologies then,

someone at work just emailed me the stuff you see so thought I would post it.

Never mind, back to the grind!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Posting bloodninja can't be judged. It's so good, someone HAS to post it once a year, just to keep the legend alive. It's like the first marks of spring

 

[Blackjack]

Hehe Daimyo Deebs. Although Bloodninja is legend. I still reckon i'm more ninja.
And i intend to prove it, maybe even do a few instuctional videoes, to show the Genin and Chūnin of the OT Nin some of my many tricks

 

[DocWolfe]

come on, dont hold back rip him to shreds.

 

[Ezteq]

Oh

have they been posted before then?

LOOL aw deebs rofl this was so worth it to picture the indecision on gamahs face about olding a thread, honestly man he olds stuff before its even been posted. rofl he must of been like a vicar in a whor.... cake factory *cough*


*wipes eyes*


class lol

 

[Guest]

QDB: Quote Database Home

 

[Congax]

QDB: Quote Database Home

Woha, is that some nifty new website which none of us have ever heard of?

 

[Guest]

dunno

 

[leviathane]

hahaha deebs welcome to the OT again, you've successully posted an old post.

YOU are hereby initialised into the club.

 

[TdC]

hey, I had to do lots of tricks to get in the club, and you guys let him waltz right in like he owns the place!

oh, wait, he does own the place :sheep:

 

[Deebs]

Watcha Tdc,

hmm :sheep: doesn't work. You are the interweb boy, go find me a sheep smilie to go with

 

[old.Tohtori]

Looney sheep?

Also found this, though it's a goat

 

[Ezteq]

there used to be a really cool simlie it was that one then it moved and pulled its face off and became a little alien i think the command was > or something it was on YIM years ago...

ofcourse that was in my daoc days so it is possible it was imagined through a haze of tequila

 

[TdC]

too many colours imo Toh. let's find a sheep to go with the moocow

 

[old.Tohtori]

too many colours imo Toh. let's find a sheep to go with the moocow

Yeah i know

Damned be my poor abilities to make animated gifs!

 

[Congax]

Should call it :congax: tbh

 

[Chronictank]

Should call it :congax: tbh

thats a ram you moo
I vote he should be disqualified







(and i take his place)

 

[Bahumat]

TdC your application was so successful, we created an "Invite one, grab another free".

 

[Everz]

i win

 

[Deebs]

oooh

me like

 

[MaCaBr3]

Best old thread ever.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i win

I took the liberty of making it white, adding the background for the sign and cropping it to better size...hope you likey...

 

[Nate]

It lost it's 3Dness, get some shade in there!