Is this usual ?

[Lamp]

Just had some mates round we've ordered loads of Chinese food.

Anyway, the food arives.

One of my mates announces he needs a shit. Fine, no problem. Then proceeds to loads a large bowl of food up with food, and takes it into the toilet with a newspaper. 12 minutes later...he's still in there. I can hear him digging around the bowl (food not toilet) with his spoon.

Is that normal ?

 

[leviathane]

no. Your mate is a weirdo. That or he wants to make a 2girls1cup spin off with you.

 

[Marc]

My mate always takes his guitar with him when he has a shit

 

[Ezteq]

occasionally i take a book if its going to be a real session but not food...sometimes a fag but no food. no thats just wierd.

 

[Poon]

Very practical, i sometimes have a shave while having a shite if i'm running late in the morning ^^

 

[Dreamor]

I've been to the gents at my old place and a guy was walking out with his laptop... he said the Wi-Fi connection was stronger there

Food though?! thats just weird. A book or Magazine is fine

 

[Amanita]

I take books in with me and once my laptop when I had an urgent call of nature in the middle of something but I wouldn't eat on the loo

 

[Little Boy]

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and all that
Don't let your chinese go cold











But no thats sick in the head.....

 

[Little Boy]

occasionally i take a book if its going to be a real session but not food...sometimes a fag but no food. no thats just wierd.

A FAG!!!!! BAD EZ BAD!!!!!!! PUT IT OUT NOW!!!!!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

As long as he's not taking the bible in with him, thats a bad situation that means one of three thing
A) He needs to exorsize his bowel motions
B) Prayer is needed to shift a particularely stubborn shit (Divine intervention)
C) He has a big one brewing, and he'll need that much reading material to go the distance.

Its the main reson no-one in my family is realy religious. A few 'Oh jesus's' and its all done.

 

[angrymoon]

Don't want to think of the mess if he got the two bowls mixed up

 

[leviathane]

mebbe your mate thinks by eating more food that will help push out the crap.

 

[soze]

I have a mate who has a massive porn collection on his mobile he says its to kill two birds with one stone.

 

[Olgaline]

what ever rocks his boat imo, not really for us to judge him
the food bit is abit wierd tho tbh

 

[preacherboy]

Depends what he is doing with the chop sticks

 

[eksdee]

magazine/newspaper on the loo = win.

food = WTF!

but fair enough, nice improvisation!

 

[old.Tohtori]

If he paid for the food, and knowing this lot, it's the only way he's getting any food if he has to go for a good sitting.

I don't know really, might try sometime, interesting enough. Maybe we need a "eating on toilets" thread with pictars!

 

[Levin]

I couldn't do it. I'd keep imagining poo particles swirling around the air and landing in my food. I probably wouldn't be entirely wrong either.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I couldn't do it. I'd keep imagining poo particles swirling around the air and landing in my food. I probably wouldn't be entirely wrong either.

Funny part is, the moment you open the toilet cover to take a weewee and especially if you have to lean down, the poo particles left in the toilet from previous flush, attack your face like a horde of bees. Poobees. Covered in poo.

If you flush with the can open, they fly everywhere. If it's closed, they just hang about and wait for someone to open the cover and let the airflow do the rest.

So if you don't wash your face after every toiletry visit, you're more then likely carrying a nice amount of poo particles, or poobees, in your face right now.

 

[Levin]

Funny part is, the moment you open the toilet cover to take a weewee and especially if you have to lean down, the poo particles left in the toilet from previous flush, attack your face like a horde of bees. Poobees. Covered in poo.

If you flush with the can open, they fly everywhere. If it's closed, they just hang about and wait for someone to open the cover and let the airflow do the rest.

So if you don't wash your face after every toiletry visit, you're more then likely carrying a nice amount of poo particles, or poobees, in your face right now.

Hahaha how delicious... good job I don't eat my face then.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hahaha how delicious... good job I don't eat my face then.

Oh no, ofcourse not.

BUT...*grin*

You wipe your face every now and then, your lips are part of your face, your food gets in contact with you hand and lips(ofcourse) and that sauce you wipe and lick? Mmmmm.

Hope EQ doesn't come here.

 

[Maeloch]

An old flatmate used to take in a pot noodle, classy guy he was.

 

[preacherboy]

Don't no whats more weird listen to someone eating on the toilet or eating on the toilet

 

[Roalith]

As long as he's not taking the bible in with him, thats a bad situation that means one of three thing
A) He needs to exorsize his bowel motions
B) Prayer is needed to shift a particularely stubborn shit (Divine intervention)
C) He has a big one brewing, and he'll need that much reading material to go the distance.

Its the main reson no-one in my family is realy religious. A few 'Oh jesus's' and its all done.

There's also option:

D) Plenty of extra toilet paper, although the sheets are pretty thin...

I've been to the gents at my old place and a guy was walking out with his laptop... he said the Wi-Fi connection was stronger there

The real question you should ask is what exactly he was using the Wi-Fi connection for in there

 

[tris-]

whats wrong with food?

its not like your wiping your ass with your hand like those wierdo religious people then eating your food with the same hand is it?

 

[megadave]

did anyone else need to go do a poo after reading this thread?

 

[Vladamir]

did anyone else need to go do a poo after reading this thread?

It certainly helped shift it along

 

[Vladamir]

Update: The eagle has landed

 

[Sharma]

I always take a mag or roll a spliff or something when im on the throne.

Otherwise I sit and think - which scares me sometimes.

 

[Dukat]

Totally bonkers.

Yes, you might not be wiping your arse with your hand or whatever, but at the end of the day you wash you hands after going for a good reason - to get rid of germs etc. I cant help thinking its got to be slightly dirty/unhygenic to be doing what hes doing.

Dont get me wrong, I'm not a hygene obsessed maniac, I've slept in mud and had to wake up the next morning covered in it and had to prepare & eat breakfast before a decent wash because I was around 5 miles from the nearest bathroom and tbh it didnt really bother me. Having said that if the chance to be hygenic exists in the first place there is no reason not to take it. Mixing the toilet and eating really strikes me as a bad idea, unless you have no choice in the matter.