Is the Halifax add the most irritating yet?

Castus

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If i see that fat tart dancing around with the speccy four eyed twat once more today i`ll go out and buy GTA 37,play it for 3 days and go out and randomly rundown innocent people(in a Peckham styleee) and blame it all on ze Games! Can there possibly be a more annoying advert on TV?What kind of ad budget does that company have that pays for 2 adds every fooking break on every fooking channel?That chain of adverts has been responsible for me NEVER opening an account with them! /rant off.Nme me a worse advert.:puke:

ps : Great win for Forest today 2-1 vs Chesterfield!
 

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the old kellogs advert is/was probably more irritating than the Halifax one.

Or the new peugeot advert, with those little dolls saying 'come on' or whatever they say.
 

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Every commercial with the danish "actress" Lotte Heise in it takes the ticket tbh
 

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the old kellogs advert is/was probably more irritating than the Halifax one.

Or the new peugeot advert, with those little dolls saying 'come on' or whatever they say.

That Peugeot one is so fucking bad :x
 

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They're gonna taste great!

They're gonna taste greeeaaat!

I found http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty/ immensely satisfying.

Ahh.. That was just what I needed!

After watching the real ad I was gonna hunt down that boy, beat him with my bare knuckles and keep doing so till you could no more reckonize him, then I'd American History X his ass and make him with that curb with his shiny teeth and then kick him in the back of his head so all his teeth broke and fell out so he could no more eat his lovely Frosties..

But seeing him get hit by a train sooth my soul, thx :)
 

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i really hate that sheilas wheels one too :( why can't they just have hot babes telling us that we need to buy this stuff :D
 

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ILAYA POSTING ON LOLLIE's PC SO DONT BLAME LOLLIE!

i can think of hundreds of worse adverts... here's some of them..

Norton Finance - its raining on them yet nobody in background has umbrella's up... hmm. gets better tho... WE WANT A LARGE LOAN TO PAY OFF ALL OUR DEBTS! how the fuck does that work genius?!!!
and if that aint bad enough they done a follow up ad.. where ugly people with sad faces and messed up hair try on clothes from Primark and find they dont fit.. much like loans dont fit people in life... ARGHHHH!

sheilas wheels ofc as has been mentioned but especially the new one where the bint has been dubbed offereing a chance for your friends and rellie's to appear in the next ad..

Claims Direct... with the stupid fat bitch who slips on the wet floor and gets 5000 quid compensation but spends fuck all of it on a decent haircut. (handy how the cameras where there at time filming her fall wasnt it?)

Build the Bismarck! build a scale model of the bismarck first part only 1.99... future parts 4.99... 140 parts...

Safestyle Windows - mad bastard dressed at a twat trying to be a bill bailey lookalike and just yelling YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!

CILLIT BANG!!! HI IM BARRY SCOTT AND IM DEAF! so are we now u loud bastard

that dog shelter home advert where a dog is meant to narrate the advert and claims that if u adopt a dog it will send you a letter each month.. REALLY? clever dog like that wouldnt be in a fecking shelter would it?

Sarah Jessica Parker - Beautiful perfume advert... someone ought to tell her tbh..

Coco pops... they done even rhyme anymore and each time a new one is out im cheering for the crocodile

Spot cream ads... anyone who has had acne will tell you.. it doesnt work... utter utter crap giving false hope to peeps

ANY ad dubbed into english... im thinking Chupa Chups or whatever the fook they called and Kinder

Carlsberg - if we done nightclubs they'd be the best in the world... yeah? so if they that good how come 3 blokes are leaving without any women in tow and are going home?

i got more but... u get the idea :)
 

Nate

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lol :D that Safestyle one they look so safe and stylish, but then he smashes the windows to the ground!
 

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Spot cream ads... anyone who has had acne will tell you.. it doesnt work... utter utter crap giving false hope to peeps

Funniest thing about them ads are that the people in the actual advert are usually hot, spot-less teenagers who have the tiniest blemish and claim it to be a severe outbreak of spots.
 

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thank god someone else agrees with me, i absoluty hate tht halifax ad. Also tht channel 4 add about ugly betty hiding in the bathroom, who the fck cares why its shite.
 

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Build the Bismarck! build a scale model of the bismarck first part only 1.99... future parts 4.99... 140 parts...

ahaha I noticed that one too, gotta be a fucking idiot to buy that. 700 quid for a shitty cardboard boat :touch: do any of those magazines even run for longer than 5-10 issues anyway?
 

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the old kellogs advert is/was probably more irritating than the Halifax one.

Or the new peugeot advert, with those little dolls saying 'come on' or whatever they say.

Vauxhall Corsa ad actually.
 

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Carlsberg - if we done nightclubs they'd be the best in the world... yeah? so if they that good how come 3 blokes are leaving without any women in tow and are going home?

also you'd think if they claim to be able to do the best night clubs in the world then their beer wouldnt taste like cat piss
 

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yes its shit and that fat fucking bint should go eat another chicken wing, and hopefully for the future of mankind she will die of a coronary embolism.
 

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ILAYA <--- rofl @ your post man that was classic i would have repped you but your on someone elses account :(

I hate that "COME ON!" advert that really bugs me and also the one with that jamaican bloke going on about the chewing gum OMG!!! i would gladly smother that annoying fucker in his sleep and shit in his eye tbh, thats my worst advert.

and the sarah jessica parker advert... i have to quote pete griffin on this one "she looks like a foot" :clap: oh how true!
 

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