Is Sharma really...

Is Sharma really Shamoo?

  • Yes, dirty fat whale boy

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • No, he's half man half parmo!

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • Bahumat's got a sexy elbow

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Chris McCandless loved that Datsun

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • Total voters
    26

Bahumat

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Shamoo?

shamoo2.jpg
 

Olgaline

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Half man half parmo ?

dont we already have tho's ? arent they called leppers ?


nooo..

I'm all for cheese mutants \o/ all you need to defeat them is a grading iron
 

liloe

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Shamoo? What a strange name for a cute girl like this =)
 

Bahumat

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Sharmo you mythical breadcrumbed beast show yourself!
 

echome

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Sorry but I don't get it :-/.

I want to be one of the cool guys aswell!!
 

Bahumat

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My face looks like that atm, was barfing earlier due a severe case of drinking too much and now my face is like a fucking pizza.

How do pizza's fuck? Bet it's messy!
 

Olgaline

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More like:
Parmo the hut!


reminds me off

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
´
Video Operator: Sir!
[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?

Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?
 

Olgaline

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and

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
 

old.Tohtori

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*runs off and builds a random gateway to hell in the basement*

Ey ey ey!

Stop that. I don't want to visit your house, no matter how pretty that gate appears to be forming up :eek:


And anyway, it doesn't work :(
 

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