Is it April fools again already?

[Garaen]

Just read this from the bbc website http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4918012.stm . This has to be some kind of sick joke or has Cruise finally lost it all together.

 

[Will]

What do you mean, finally?

 

[Ch3tan]

You do realise that people have been doing that for years? It really isnt that strange.

Scientology on the other hand..... whacko.

 

[TdC]

You do realise that people have been doing that for years? It really isnt that strange.

say what? I know my cat did it. Humans though? nah, didn't know that.

 

[Garaen]

I must lead a very shelterd life then Ch3tan as i've never even heard of it happening before. It's really quite disgusting to think about it

 

[DaGaffer]

I must lead a very shelterd life then Ch3tan as i've never even heard of it happening before. It's really quite disgusting to think about it

Yeah, they recommend you fry it. Full of iron apparently. I was under the impression it was the mother who was supposed to scoff it really (since the baby then gets a benefit in her milk).

As for bloody Tom Cruise, I'll be glad when MI:3 is actually out and we stop seeing these fatuous news reports for a while.

 

[Mazling]

As for bloody Tom Cruise, I'll be glad when MI:3 is actually out and we stop seeing these fatuous news reports for a while.

I'd be glad if both were to not happen.

 

[Tom]

Every forum is full of this news.

The question is, why is it news? Who gives a shit about what Tom Cruise does?

 

[bob269]

Its quite nice with chips and red sauce.

 

[TdC]

it would be funny if he got done for canibalism

 

[DaGaffer]

I'd be glad if both were to not happen.

The trailer looks quite good, and its got the rather lovely Michelle Monaghan in it and J.J.Abrams is directing, so I'll give the movie the benefit of the doubt for now. And there you go; a bollocks news story has us talking about MI:3, and somewhere in Heaven a PR person gets their wings (actually its probably somewhere in Hell a PR person gets their pitchfork).

 

[Will]

I have decided to boycott all Tom Cruise films. A combination of the grin, the PR, and the crazy Scientology, is just too much for me.

 

[Lazarus]

will he heat it up and stick it on a plate, or munch away "in situ" (if you know what I mean)

 

[Guest]

the gf fried it up for the 2 of us, tasted a bit like liver tbh, good with brown sauce.

tom cruise is a ****

 

[Paradroid]

I'm just disappointed that the missions turned out to be not quite as impossible as advertised.

Anyway...he eats babies! (afterbirth)
Show me the placenta!


....everyone was ok with the plan until they realised he's adopting.

 

[Sharma]

the gf fried it up for the 2 of us, tasted a bit like liver tbh, good with brown sauce.

tom cruise is a ****

I realise that some people do this and everything and it doesn't suprise me massively.

But.

Doesnt the thought of you eating something that came from inside your significant other bother you?

 

[Will]

Doesnt the thought of you eating something that came from inside your significant other bother you?

*tries to resist joke about eating of significant other*

*fails*

 

[haarewin]

Cruise also claimed he knew Holmes, 27, was pregnant even before she told him.

was it the massive bump that gave it away?

we can safely say Katie Holmes has not been ravaged by Tom Cruise. Everyone in Hollywood knows he's gay, and she's the newest beard. when they divorce a few years down the line it will be because the contract has expired.

and how does he keep getting work? he's a crap actor.

 

[ECA]

was it the massive bump that gave it away?

we can safely say Katie Holmes has not been ravaged by Tom Cruise. Everyone in Hollywood knows he's gay, and she's the newest beard. when they divorce a few years down the line it will be because the contract has expired.

and how does he keep getting work? he's a crap actor.

Gay people keep going to see his movies.

 

[haarewin]

Gay people keep going to see his movies.

well i certainly don't.

 

[Jupitus]

and how does he keep getting work? he's a crap actor.

Sorry, but I thought he was fantastic in Rainman.... maybe not many other films, but that one I liked

 

[Moo]

he was good in vanilla sky and jerry maguire too.

but i agree, generally rubbish.

plus he pretty much plays the same character in every film he does.

 

[mank!]

Who gives a shit about what Tom Cruise does?

katie holmes i presume.

tom cruise is a horrible little man.

 

[supersaint]

Never liked a film that had Tom Cruise in apart from Rainman,but i liked it for the part Dustin Hoffman played.Lots of people i know say Top Gun is an awesome film,i've always thought it was a crappy buddy buddy film.

 

[DaGaffer]

he was good in vanilla sky and jerry maguire too.

but i agree, generally rubbish.

plus he pretty much plays the same character in every film he does.

Not really. You can hardly say Vanilla Sky, Magnolia and Minority Report all feature the same character can you?

'Tis true that he's a little Wierdo in-the-closet Scientologist, but I've got to say I've enjoyed a lot of the films he's been in. When it came out, Top Gun was great, its just of its time, as was Risky Business before that (one of the best teen movies ever, up there with Ferris Bueller). Color of Money, Rain Man, Born on The Fourth of July all good, and even the popcorn movies aren't bad; I liked Minority Report, and even the first Mission Impossible was a good action movie. True, MI:2 and War of The Worlds were both shite, but I don't think its fair to say he's a crap actor.

If you want to avoid an actor because of his politics/religion, pick Mel Gibson instead; he's a knut.

 

[throdgrain]

I liked War of the Worlds.


Mel Gibson is a twat. Cant stand him.

 

[Will]

 

[throdgrain]

Thats not serious is it ?

 

[Will]

Its in Stirling, near the Wallace monument. It has had the face redone once after it was literally defaced. There is now a cage around it to protect it.

 

[throdgrain]

Jesus wept .