Irn Bru

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Will

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Irn Bru is great. Don't knock my national drink.:eek:
 
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xane

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If Irn Bru was sold in plastic bottles, the neck would be bent to "get right under the rim", the very words "Irn Bru" are ancient gaelic for "Toilet Duck".
 
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Summo

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Seems sad that Irn Bru has replaced Scotch as the national drink.

"Scotland - We don't drink that much any more."
 
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Will

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But, it is sold in plastic bottles. Though the glass ones taste better.

And Irn Bru is the "other" national drink, used in recovery from the first.
 
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xane

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they need to sell it in tablet form, it should last a week if you put it in the middle of the cistern.
 
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Moving Target

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Anyone seen the Asda version of Irn Bru? It's called..Iron Brew (honest) :D

It tastes like piss btw
 
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S-Gray

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I like Irn Bru ,gotta nice taste to it.. but havent bought any Drinks other than Coca Cola in the past few months
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Moving Target
Anyone seen the Asda version of Irn Bru? It's called..Iron Brew (honest) :D

It tastes like piss btw
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Well, that's an improvement !
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by camazotz
The recycled lavatory cleaner repackaged into a trendy drink, Irn Bru, have a spiffy website, with some April Fool joke type thingies for your "mates".

Irn Bru - Wind Up The World
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Wow, they've pnly been doing these "wind-ups" for over 3 years now. Never mind eh.
 
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Testin da Cable

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that should read "ground donkey dung" heh
 
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suicide121

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Irn Bru rules you with it's ... ... ... tangyness, yeh
 
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djpringle

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Irn Bru, truly a drink without equal. I remember drinking it with vodka, archers and blue bols in my youth.
 
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Yaka

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iron bru cans can be had fer 19p ( price marked) at the mo
im selling em at me shops
 
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old.PCG79

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Originally posted by Kemposaur
oi irn bru is luvly :)
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Aye that it is.. those chewy Iru Bru bars took out one too many fillings :)
 
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Will

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I remember a model sued Irn Bru because the chew bars turned her teeth permenantly orange. Silly woman.
 
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Testin da Cable

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that sounds like those peeps who sued some orange softdrink maker cos it turned their baby orange heh
 
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Testin da Cable

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I think I'll sue mars for a cavity I developed when I was 21. I last ate a mars about three weeks ago so I'm sure it's relevant heh.
 
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old.twilight

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It made me cringe when I was last sitting on a bus in Glasgow and saw a woman bottle feeding her baby Irn Bru...

Am surprised the stuff didn't naturally come out of her teat.
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by twilight
It made me cringe when I was last sitting on a bus in Glasgow and saw a woman bottle feeding her baby Irn Bru...

Am surprised the stuff didn't naturally come out of her teat.
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:eek6:
 
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xane

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Bottle feeding anything, apart from water or milk, is dangerous. The teat narrow opening filters off large particles, like sugar, they accumulate and sit in direct contact with the teeth.

Big argument many years back over Ribena putting "healthy" signs on their product, yet put it in a baby bottle and the sugar accumulates and rots junior's gnashers. It doesn't matter how much you dilute it either.
 
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S-Gray

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What don't you know about Cam? lol, you fuckin know an explanatoin for everythin :D
 
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