Invent your own poncy crisp flavour!

[Thadius]

Reading Gamah's thread about his poncy salt and vinegar crisps, could you describe a packet of bog standard crisps into something so uber-sounding that the poncy southerners with more money than sense will rush in thier hoards to buy?

 

[Jeros]

Mature Cider and Flame Grilled yorkshire beef flavor : White lighting and Burger king, one for the chavs

 

[Laddey]

Mature Cider and Flame Grilled yorkshire beef flavor : White lighting and Burger king, one for the chavs

Don't give them fuck all, they wouldn't give anything to you!

Shit on a stick flavour !

 

[Ezteq]

Sun baked Quagga and lightly salted Dodo egg flavour.

To achieve this height in crisp enlightment we have hired teams of experimental scientific chefs to bring back to life these extinct creature from the past so that they can be killed and lightly basted in the lymph secretions of the high priestess of Muldova and then left to bake gently in the golden rays of the east anglian sun.

Then we traveled to the distant island of Mauritius and excavated the last known nesting sites of the Dodo to retrieve the eggs which have been gently aged over the last two hundred years in the golden rays of the sun, finally we added salt from the long lost salt mines of king Soloman.

*warning may contain traces of nuts*

 

[cHodAX]

Mexican chicken and sweet chilli sauce!

 

[Ezteq]

Mexican chicken and sweet chilli sauce!

you make me sick!

 

[cHodAX]

you make me sick!

Least mien didn't contain traces of nuts!! They could make someone who is allergic go all bloaty and stuff!

 

[Ezteq]

Least mien didn't contain traces of nuts!! They could make someone who is allergic go all bloaty and stuff!

with you its prolly best not to ask what traces may be found tbh...


but i bet whatever they are they glow under one of those special lights the CSI people use.

*nods*

 

[cHodAX]

with you its prolly best not to ask what traces may be found tbh...


but i bet whatever they are they glow under one of those special lights the CSI people use.

*nods*

Nothing wrong with a few tadpoles, it helps make the crisps saltier!

 

[tris-]

chicken parmo and garlic sauce flavour

 

[Keitan]

red bull with burger sauce <3 <3

 

[tris-]

forgive my ignorance but what is burger sauce?

i had many months in the field of fast food and i did not ever come across it.

 

[Thadius]

forgive my ignorance but what is burger sauce?

i had many months in the field of fast food and i did not ever come across it.

The sauce thats in Macdonalds burgers, not quite mayonaise but not quite ketchup.

Probably the dirty beggars spunking in the burgers

 

[Wild]

alaskan free range prawns with a dash of luxury seafood sauce
aka- Prawn cocktail

Scottish Organic prime beef with french shallots
aka- Beef and onion

 

[OceanHost]

lightly toated squirrel in Hot and Spicey BBQ sauce!

 

[tris-]

The sauce thats in Macdonalds burgers, not quite mayonaise but not quite ketchup.

Probably the dirty beggars spunking in the burgers

being an expert in mc donalds sauce i can tell you no such thing exists.

you thinking of kfc or summit?

 

[OceanHost]

being an expert in mc donalds sauce i can tell you no such thing exists.

you thinking of kfc or summit?

I thought Burger Sauce was like a mayonaise with like gurkins .etc.. pretty sure you can't get it from Mc D's or any other place. I think you only can buy it.

 

[Wild]

its in the Big Mac's but also found on burgers u buy at a kebab shop .. hmmm kebabs ..

 

[DocWolfe]

full english w/ hash browns and black pudding flavour
haggis flavour
sunday roast w/ cauliflour cheese, gravy and roast potatoes flavour

 

[DocWolfe]

Having having worked in Maccy D's its not mayonaise on the Big Macs its this dodgy yellowy "Big Mac" sauce.

 

[cHodAX]

Having having worked in Maccy D's its not mayonaise on the Big Macs its this dodgy yellowy "Big Mac" sauce.

a.k.a. hot jizz

Doc knows all about that stuff, has tasted plenty!

 

[Vladamir]

a.k.a. hot jizz

Doc knows all about that stuff, has tasted plenty!

Rather he tastes it than have it shot up his nose like you enjoy

 

[Mey]

Roasted White Rose potatoes dashed lightly with Halite.

(aka Ready salted)