invent a joke!

Ezteq

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ok so the probability is that someone would have thoughtof it before because most things are now second hand but can you invent a joke, that is to say


can you make up a joke without nicking bits from anyone else?

(thins is what i do when i cant sleep, jokes and lymmericks)


ok heres mine, born last night, you may have heard something liek it previously but to the best of my knowledge i made this up:

3 kids sat on the wall at primary school, the first one farts and a bubble comes out
"blimey, me mam warned me that'd happen if i swallowed me bubble gum!"
the second one looks worried, then he farts...a very small apple sapling falls out his arse
"cor! me mam said if i ate apple pips i'd get an apple tree in me tummy!"
the third one is starting to go cross eyed with fear

"whats up?" ask kids 1 and 2

kid 3 looks terrified, farts and a set of handle bars comes out

"uncle jeff told me i'd i was good and i swallowed i'd get a mountain bike!"


ok that was my attempt, give us your best shot!
 

Binky the Bomb

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Guy walks into a bar, packed with women.
After a drink or two, he starts to make his move, going to each woman in tuen asking the same question, and getting slapped across the face almost each time.
Eventually, he finds a ninteen year old blonde with nice tits and a short skirt.
"Hey," he asks "Would you sleep with me if I had a million pounds?"
"Sure." She giggles.
"What about twenty quid?" He asks.
"Course not, what type of girl do you think I am?"
"Oh I know exactly what type of girl you are." He replies "I thought we were negotiating price!"
 

tris-

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thats a bit intellectual for FH i think binky :(
 

Ezteq

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lol binky didnt winnie churchill come out with something similar?

and tbh i can see you doing that in you stealthy creeping up behind you way.


come on guys invent a joke...doesnt have to be any good (look at mine lol)


seel go on you know you want to
 

old.Tohtori

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Well i could always tell the time i couldn't invent a good joke so i changed the lightbulb.
 

Binky the Bomb

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How many teenage console players does it take to change a bedsheet?

Fuck that man, thats moms job.
 

Binky the Bomb

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How many Albs did it take to take a Relic from the Mids?

20 full groups to go raiding, all of them to get their arses handed to them, 30 of them to go whinney to the developers, 10 programmers to alter the midgard abilities, the same 20 full groups to get beaten again, the same 30 to complain further, and 1 programmer to just GIVE them the damn relic to shut them up...
 

Sauruman

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strange english for me on the last sentence Ezteq :\ handle bars differ from a normal metal bar ?
 

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A man goes to the doctors
The doctor says "I'm gonna need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample"
"I'm in a bit of a hurry, doc. Can I just leave you my underpants ?"
 

Ezteq

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strange english for me on the last sentence Ezteq :\ handle bars differ from a normal metal bar ?

ah sorry, hande bars are the things on the front of a bike that you steer with, you know they have the break levers on them and gear changing things? (basically they are the front of a bike)
 

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