ok so the probability is that someone would have thoughtof it before because most things are now second hand but can you invent a joke, that is to say
can you make up a joke without nicking bits from anyone else?
(thins is what i do when i cant sleep, jokes and lymmericks)
ok heres mine, born last night, you may have heard something liek it previously but to the best of my knowledge i made this up:
ok that was my attempt, give us your best shot!
can you make up a joke without nicking bits from anyone else?
(thins is what i do when i cant sleep, jokes and lymmericks)
ok heres mine, born last night, you may have heard something liek it previously but to the best of my knowledge i made this up:
3 kids sat on the wall at primary school, the first one farts and a bubble comes out
"blimey, me mam warned me that'd happen if i swallowed me bubble gum!"
the second one looks worried, then he farts...a very small apple sapling falls out his arse
"cor! me mam said if i ate apple pips i'd get an apple tree in me tummy!"
the third one is starting to go cross eyed with fear
"whats up?" ask kids 1 and 2
kid 3 looks terrified, farts and a set of handle bars comes out
"uncle jeff told me i'd i was good and i swallowed i'd get a mountain bike!"
ok that was my attempt, give us your best shot!