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Calaen

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Some people are so silly.
 

Jupitus

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He looks a but like Tom, don't ya think? :p


Jup>:fluffle: <Tom :D
 

dysfunction

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Have to be really desperate to pay that amount of money on a hope...
 

old.Tohtori

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Natalia...from russia...no bells ringing at all? :eek7:

Though that guy has such a head that it looks like a conehead with a wig...so maybe....maybe...
 

TdC

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Don't be so sad, Teedles, I only said he looks like Tom, not that he is Tom :p


you can get russian brides on the cheap in Holland. 50 euros or so, and they even leave after half an hour! what more do you want?*

50eur ~=30gbp

16000 / 30 = 533.33

ergo, that bloke could have had shagged 533 times and topped it off with a blow job for that money. Or bought 16 Golf GTI's, which Bodhi claims is better than sex anyway ;)








*so I hear
 

taB

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Amada told me she didn't go because it was me she loved. The best bit is, I've only had to send her 4 grand for her trip over - what an unlucky guy!

Roll on Friday when she arrives.


Ben.
 

Tilda

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Didn't someone else post a thread about russian brides on here a while back?
 

Bodhi

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you can get russian brides on the cheap in Holland. 50 euros or so, and they even leave after half an hour! what more do you want?*

50eur ~=30gbp

16000 / 30 = 533.33

ergo, that bloke could have had shagged 533 times and topped it off with a blow job for that money. Or bought 16 Golf GTI's, which Bodhi claims is better than sex anyway ;)








*so I hear

30 Euros if you're good at blagging.
 

Dukat

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Gill Stephens, from Experian Consumer Affairs, said she suspected photos of beautiful women probably came from "a seedy man in a back room".

Poor old seedy men in back rooms (like jup :D) get blamed for everything these days! :(
 

MYstIC G

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Dillinja

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I feel sorry for his mum, knowing that she gave birth to such a failure.
 

evzy

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C'mon and own up - which one of you fuckers is that? Its got FH written all over it...
 

Fana

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To be honest, he should have spent the money on a haircut, a gym card and some nice clothes if he wanted to score points with the ladies.

Sad story, for all involved.
 

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