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What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch?
3 come to mind pretty quick. American football, Basketball and the god of shit sports; Baseball.

^posted that without reading the whole article, now i'm a few paragraphs in and it's the most retarded argument i've ever read :p
 

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The man needs to go to a Merseyside derby
 

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basket rocks =(

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read it, thought he was being ironic

but apparently its posted in the Wall Street Journal and i now feel sad inside.

fucking dumb americans
 

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Only a dirty red commy would say that :eek:
 

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I should give you negative rep for making me waste my time reading that Lethul :eek:
 

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Americans would never invent a sport where the better you get the less you score.

Wtf? Clearly this prat has no idea what Football is lol.
 

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Fucktar- "Take baseball, for example. When I was a kid, baseball was the most popular sport precisely because it was so demanding"

I can honestly say that baseball must be one of the LEAST athletic sports there is...i dont even want to talk about this anymore i actully got frustrated reading that shite...AHHHH!
 

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Thanks for expending your efforts in reading so i didn't have to :p
 

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Well i have to slightly agree from a completely neutral point of view.

Sports in "from interesting to boring" go;

American football, basketball/hockey, baseball, footie.

Doesn't make footie any less of a sport and it's not "what is best sport", but when it comes to entertainment, footie is at the bottom of the list, almost tied with baseball.

Also i do believe footie isn't at ALL "american" and should be kept away from there :D

And we all know curling is the most interesting sport ever invented to this discussion is pointless.
 

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American Football is only really interesting if you watch the heavily edited post match version, that skips all the breaks for adverts, the sport has been ruined by advertising. There should be an ad break at the beginning, half time and the end, maybe a quick one at the end of each quarter. NOT every 5 minutes.
 

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American Football is only really interesting if you watch the heavily edited post match version, that skips all the breaks for adverts, the sport has been ruined by advertising. There should be an ad break at the beginning, half time and the end, maybe a quick one at the end of each quarter. NOT every 5 minutes.

Well yeah, but that's american TV for ya. They have commercial breaks over commercial breaks :D
 

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Saying american football is more interesting than real football means your a yank, hate football for some reason or have a shite domestic league. Even the most boring Premiership game is less boring than american football the only sport that takes 4 hours to show you 80 minutes. American football can be great but like has been said you need to watch the MOTD version or its depressingly slow. Baseball is also 9 times out of 10 boring, 1 or 2 pitches a minutes on average 20? pitches before they swap over and you start waiting again with how long you have to wait for something interesting you would need another tv just to keep you awake till something happens. A good baseball game though can be mental very high paced and good skills.

Do you reckon thats why yanks with enough money have 8 tvs each playing a different game so they can nearly always be watching sport?
 

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Saying american football is more interesting than real football means your a yank, hate football for some reason or have a shite domestic league.

Or that you have a different taste?

Footie to me is "amazingly"(not really that much as i don't watch it) boring. Pass...pass...pass...tiptoe around...pass...OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO...pass....half time :D
 

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Or that you have a different taste?

Footie to me is "amazingly"(not really that much as i don't watch it) boring. Pass...pass...pass...tiptoe around...pass...OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO...pass....half time :D

Well simply you are wong! But american football is throw...miss...run...throw/punt and then either a break to move the chains or a break so they can punt it then a break so they turn around the teams then repeat. It is the most boring sport to watch live. :)
 

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Well simply you are wong! But american football is throw...miss...run...throw/punt and then either a break to move the chains or a break so they can punt it then a break so they turn around the teams then repeat. It is the most boring sport to watch live. :)

Atleast there's violence and not "ooh look at me i fell while no one is on a 100 yard radius of me":D

And i am not Wong! I'm Hung!
 

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Atleast there's violence and not "ooh look at me i fell while no one is on a 100 yard radius of me":D

And i am not Wong! I'm Hung!

Watch rugby then not rugby with padding and simple rules!
 

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Atleast there's violence
Well sort of, if they weren't dressed like space marines.

If you want controlled violence then watch rugby, either flavour will do, League or Union. Personally I am a Union fan, simply because my local team is Union. Both are cracking sports though.
 

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Well now that you mention rugby, that would rank over american football ofcourse. Footie stance stands though :D
 

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American football, basketball/hockey, baseball, footie.

American football appears in my dictionary under "Dull" and has a cross reference "see very fucking dull". Basketball is fun to play but crap to watch, ditto baseball. Hockey is only good to watch if it is a bunch of pretty girls playing.

I guess the enjoyment of sport is in the beholders eyes, much like beauty.
 

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that was truly one of the most retarded articles and indeed arguments its ever been my mis fortune to read and this guy is a teacher???? WTF!

i shouldnt get into this cos its riled me but im gonna anyway :p

its football not soccer ignorant fucking yanks we invented it we named it so fuck off hence it will be referred to as american football here :)

infact why do they call it football when the majority of the game is played with the hands??? it was probably some lame attempt to steal the limelight from proper football

football our version you know the version invented long before that shit with ballerinas and more padding than an asylum, is one of the most exciting games on the planet, the simple fact that we have multiple leagues over every continent, the biggest sports event in the world, and many other international and domestic cups, these speak volumes about the popularity of the sport.

the simple fact is americans have such a poor attention span it needs to be constantly engaged with lots of scoring and "heavy tackles" for them to enjoy it they cant really appreciate the tactical side of sports some may say american football has a tactical element and it does i suppose but the are set plays and not on the fly like rugby and football they say football is dumbed down no its the other way round. and the arrogance of that country the world series???? ye the one with american only teams lol you gotta love the ignorance of american sport

could go on and on about that article id love to meet this person and have it out with him xenophobic twat

football is a great sport and america is finally waking up and realising it and they have the potential and population to produce a world class team
 

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American football appears in my dictionary under "Dull" and has a cross reference "see very fucking dull". Basketball is fun to play but crap to watch, ditto baseball. Hockey is only good to watch if it is a bunch of pretty girls playing.

I guess the enjoyment of sport is in the beholders eyes, much like beauty.

Hm, as a hockey fan myself. I wonder whats good about hockey if it is a bunch of pretty girls playing? Since they got padding and helmets that cover their entire face. You might get a glimpse of a pony tail thats it. Not to mention they aren't allowed to check each other i don't know whats good about girl hockey?
 

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Guys, sort it out.

toht is trolling into a football thread (again) and you are giving him food.

We already established the article is full of shit, hell he does not even seem to have a basic understanding of the rules of "soccer". Let it be :)
 

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Guys, sort it out.

toht is trolling into a football thread (again) and you are giving him food.

We already established the article is full of shit, hell he does not even seem to have a basic understanding of the rules of "soccer". Let it be :)

Oh f*ck right off you :eek:

First; again?! When's the previous time?

Second; I'm not trolling, i gave my opinion. I don't care for football, oh gee, should i be like Ch3tan?

F*ckity. Right. Off.

But if you really want this kind of a war, you got it buddy.
 

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What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch, the writer asks:

  • Baseball - overweight men playing rounders. The greatest player ever, Babe Ruth was a total lard ass!
  • Grid Iron - 4 hours of adverts interrupted with spurts of play totalling 60 mins.
  • Golf - 4-8 hours of watching sky and well manicured lawns.
  • Ice hockey - actually scrub that the fights are good!
 

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Oh f*ck right off you :eek:

First; again?! When's the previous time?

Second; I'm not trolling, i gave my opinion. I don't care for football, oh gee, should i be like Ch3tan?

F*ckity. Right. Off.

But if you really want this kind of a war, you got it buddy.

OMG FIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Lets get it on first to 5 wins!!! Oh wait that means Ch3t has won already lets make it best of 15 already!!!
 

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