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<Infiltrators Rob and Don enter DF>

Infiltrator Rob: Hey D, hold up a sec while I hit the merchants. Gonna check out their necklaces and get my bling on.
Infiltrator Don: Bet. Scoping out a group so we can wtf-perf some diamond mobs.
Infiltrator Rob: Whoa. This jewel is dope G! Whatta ya think? <Shows Infiltrator Don> It's the hot sweetness eh?
Infiltrator Don: Yah man, it's so cool I peed a little! Hey, minst lfg...
<Minstrel Eckes joins the group>
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: Uh, yeah dude.
Infiltrator Rob: STFU and run ablative there minstrel guy. D, grab that paly too.
Infiltrator Don: That homo is Avalonian, who the hell makes an Avalonian Paladin? He looks like Mariah Carey in 'Glitter'.
Infiltrator Rob: ROFL!
<Paladin Faranhoe joins the group>
Paladin Faranhoe: Greetings and well met good companions! I hast traveled to this foul realm to rid it of its most henious denizens and topple it demonic heirarchy!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: Just STFU there Glitter.
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Paladin Faranhoe: Who is this Glitter my good companions? I am Sir Faranhoe! Protector of the lands, weilder of the Sword of the Ages that hast laid low the most deadly of fiends, I am a Prince! Sired from the most wealthy of the Cornwall nobles-
Infiltrator Rob: Whatever stiffs your man-noodle there Glitter, pop a heal chant and lets head down.
Paladon Faranhoe: (OOC) AF on Rob, Moms making me take out the trash...
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: Probably going to rub one off to a Victoria's Secret catalog, frickin freaky roleplayers, they should wear a sign or something.
<Minstrel Eckes takes off his pants>
Infiltrator Don: WTF! Put your d**n pants back on you loopy musical bastard!
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: HIB!
Infiltrator Rob: Celt, she's logging in. Get ready!
Paladin Faranhoe: I have doest returned my friends, what evil hast transpired in mine absence?
Infiltrator Don: Get ready Glitter, Celt girl logging in...
Paladin Faranhoe: Ah! I shall split her in twain with my massive blade!
Infiltrator Rob: Uhhh...yeah.
Paladin Faranhoe: My huge weapon shall lay her low! I shall lay into her with a fury born of years of dormant anger!
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, you need to get out more.
Paladin Faranhoe: MY RIGHTEOUS BLADE, LONG AND POWERFUL, SHALL EMERGE ERECT AND TRIUMPHANT FROM HER FEY FORM!!
Infiltrator Ron: DUDE, STFU!
Infiltrator Don: G'd**n! Are there any frickin normal people on this server?
Paladin Faranhoe: MY HUMONGOUS TOOL OF GODS MIGHT WILL SLIP INTO HER TEMPTING BODICE LIKE THE ARCHANGELS SLIP INTO THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN!!
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: WTF! Don, drop this Glitter-loving Avalonian sex-depraved PSYCHO!
Paladin Faranhoe: WITH MY ENDLESS ENDURANCE, I WILL DO HER TWO-HANDED WITH STYLE AFTER STYLE AFTER ST-
<Paladin Faranhoe has left the group>
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, he LD'd.
<Minstrel Eckes presents to Infiltrator Don>
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, these RP servers are full of freaks...
Infiltrator Don: <shakes head> I don't believe this. I'm going back to Morgan Le Fey...


was posted on a guild forum made me laugh a lil
 

Bishibosh

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i may have found it funny if I wasnt in such a shitty mood atm... Bearing in mind that right at this time I wouldnt even laugh at father ted, so i'm not saying that its bad...
 

mts

Fledgling Freddie
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wasn't very funny in the beginning, but the pally made me chuckle
 

PJS

Fledgling Freddie
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Father Ted is to comedy what Henry VIII is to Catholicism ;)
 

Calaen

I am a massive cock who isn't firing atm!
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Hmm did not make me laugh at all , infact its the worst post ive seen so far.
 

Bishibosh

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PJS said:
Father Ted is to comedy what Henry VIII is to Catholicism ;)
What you mean he took the idea, broke away from it and changed it to suit himself better? weird comparison.. but ok :p
 

PJS

Fledgling Freddie
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Bishibosh said:
What you mean he took the idea, broke away from it and changed it to suit himself better? weird comparison.. but ok :p
No I mean Henry VIII was the death of catholicism in UK (thankfully).

Now you mention it yes, it took comedy and changed it into something not funny.
 

Erinnizz

Fledgling Freddie
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Calaen said:
Hmm did not make me laugh at all , infact its the worst post ive seen so far.
Try to achieve the state of humorus joy mate...
Nice one Ipep
 

Oasis

Fledgling Freddie
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Calaen said:
Hmm did not make me laugh at all , infact its the worst post ive seen so far.
I've told you a 1,000,000 times, do not exaggerate :p
 

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