Infinite monkeys

Lamp

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Given an infinite number of monkeys tapping away at a keyboard, they would eventually produce the collective works of William Shakespeare. Something like that (see Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Anyway...

If we replaced the FH mods with a bunch of monkeys, do you think we'd eventually get our proper smilies back and a search engine that works ? Maybe they could write a decent DAOC expansion too when they've done that...
 

old.Tohtori

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First off, we have our smilies back.

I'm a bit miffed that my fluffy seel :p smiley went away :(

Only "slightly borked" smiley left is :confused:

The search engine is being discussed at the "feedback" forum, go take your complaint there. I did, since noone else here did sh*t all about it :eek:
 

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I'm taking direct action instead of complaining. The monkeys are en route to the FH office to take over.
 

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With an infinite number of monkeys everyone would be banned too... :(
 

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You better... before I make a split out of you! :twak: :flame:
 

Thadius

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With those jokes, im suprised the monkeys of this world arent going bananas....
 

old.Tohtori

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Well someone had to!
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Calaen

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no really you did not have to :p
 

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Given an infinite number of monkeys tapping away at a keyboard, they would eventually produce the collective works of William Shakespeare. Something like that (see Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Anyway...

If we replaced the FH mods with a bunch of monkeys, do you think we'd eventually get our proper smilies back and a search engine that works ? Maybe they could write a decent DAOC expansion too when they've done that...

What difference will replacing monkeys with monkeys make?
 

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To be honest, if there were an infinite number of monkeys then you wouldn't need an infinite amount of time. You'd just the shortest time in which it's possible for a monkey to make the same number of keypresses as there are in the complete works of Shakespeare :p

Also, if they used an infinite number of computers instead of typewriters, an infinite number of them would produce the complete works of Shakespeare instantly on their harddisk as soon as being turned on due to random disk corruption or local electromagnetic interference or operating system instability or something.

Infinity is a silly, silly concept :)
 

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On the subject, the monkeys will just fap and drink there own piss instead of typing :(
 

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