Inferno test...

Maljonic · Sep 7, 2003

...how bad are
you?

I'm in the second level of hell with the lustful Helen of Troy and Cleopatra...

Sir Frizz · Sep 7, 2003

There's a thread on this already somewhere...

Maljonic · Sep 7, 2003

I did search for it first to try and avoid all the puerile 'old' posts

Meatballs · Sep 7, 2003

Tilda · Sep 7, 2003

Level 8

SilverHood · Sep 7, 2003

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

I think it was this one that got me:
"A pimp is a good thing to be. "

PR. · Sep 8, 2003

Tilda · Sep 8, 2003

I feel so dirty now

Cdr · Sep 8, 2003

Uncle Sick(tm) · Sep 8, 2003

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Wallowing in human excrement?

Someone light a candle for me, please...

Wij · Sep 8, 2003

6th level ??

Harsh I feel

Will · Sep 8, 2003

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Wij · Sep 8, 2003

*cuddle Will*

kanonfodda · Sep 8, 2003

6th Level for me too

mr.Blacky · Sep 8, 2003

Hmmm second level.

Ch3tan · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by Will

And your a holy man, what chance do the rest of us stand?

At least Wij will be okay, he can entertain satan with bum sex and sex noises.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

eeek!

Will · Sep 8, 2003

You do remember my purity score, don't you?

xane · Sep 8, 2003

Level Six here, mainly because I don't believe.

Jonny_Darko · Sep 8, 2003

Level 5

Deebs · Sep 8, 2003

Neural Network · Sep 8, 2003

Level 2 here – The level of lust.
Not bad hanging out with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy :eek:

:whip:

Uncle Sick(tm) · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by DBs
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Scoot over... it's getting crowded in here.
Does anyone have some human feces for DB's left?

Deebs · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Scoot over... it's getting crowded in here.
Does anyone have some human feces for DB's left?

Just tell me you didnt answer yes to the question about feeling attracted to a member of the same sex (only if you are a man), else I am fucking off to Level 9

leggy · Sep 8, 2003

The funny thing is, to get past even level 5 you would have had to either answer untruthfuly or you actually have some horrific ideas about life.

Deebs · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by leggy
The funny thing is, to get past even level 5 you would have had to either answer untruthfuly or you actually have some horrific ideas about life.

They maybe horriffic to you but not to others....

leggy · Sep 8, 2003

Most of them involved money and fucking people over to get it.

I do not believe in god or organised religion and answered accordingly. I still only reached level 2.

Personally I think most of you put bullshit answers to see what level you could reach.

mr.Blacky · Sep 8, 2003

gah Leggy was too fast :eek:

leggy · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by mr.Blacky
gah Leggy was too fast

Heh too slow with the reply button

/edit oh FFS you edited to quickly.

Embattle · Sep 8, 2003

Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - High
Level 2 - Moderate
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7 - Moderate
Level 8 - High
Level 9 - Moderate

Uncle Sick(tm) · Sep 8, 2003

Originally posted by DBs
Just tell me you didnt answer yes to the question about feeling attracted to a member of the same sex (only if you are a man), else I am fucking off to Level 9

That's confidential ffs... :eek:

I think checking "do you masturbate often?" gets you at least to level 6.

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