In the spirit of recent happenings here a pro gay thread:

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boris

Guest
Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lube
cruising for a piece of fun
looking out for number one
different partner every night
so narcotic outta sight
what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
 
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ECA

Guest
the word gay is homophobic, BAN BORIS!!!!1oneoeneoneoenoeneoenoeneotnowotwotowotoowthreeethreeethreeethreee
 
G

Gekul

Guest
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
At the gay bar.

Now tell me, do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!

You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!
 
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Sir Frizz

Guest
Originally posted by ECA
I would if I knew what it means?

Orientated Towards Persons Of The Same Sex.

It was a failed attempt by the government to incorporate a politically correct term for homosexuality.
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Originally posted by Sir Frizz
It was a failed attempt by the government to incorporate a politically correct term for homosexuality.
Um, not wanting to state the obvious, but wouldn't a good PC term for homosexuality be, perhaps, "homosexuality"?
 
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Cdr

Guest
Originally posted by FatBusinessman
Um, not wanting to state the obvious, but wouldn't a good PC term for homosexuality be, perhaps, "homosexuality"?

Not for New Labour!
 
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sad_mung

Guest
Whatever happened to the theft of the word QUEER?
Do homosexuals refer to themselves as QUEER any more or can we use that word again without fear of being labelled homosexual?
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
apparently (according to a very reliable source {i.e. Billy Connolly}), the only breed of persona which are open for abuse is white heterosexual males.

all others are "protected" by laws and legislations.
 
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sad_mung

Guest
So it's ok to say "Shut your white ass up you hettie whitey!"
 
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Jonny_Darko

Guest
Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
apparently (according to a very reliable source {i.e. Billy Connolly}), the only breed of persona which are open for abuse is white heterosexual males.

all others are "protected" by laws and legislations.

That's why there would never ever be a MOWO Awards, because it would be racist. (?) But then of course black people would argue that no music is of white origin and that white people have no soul / can't dance / can't sing / can't jump / can't play basketball / aren't as fashionable / can't run / can't rap and everything else that it's apparently totally acceptable to say.
 
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Cdr

Guest
Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
apparently (according to a very reliable source {i.e. Billy Connolly}), the only breed of persona which are open for abuse is white heterosexual males.

all others are "protected" by laws and legislations.

Conversely, when filling out an application form for a job, put yourself down as a black, female, lesbian, disabled, dyslexic, and you'll get the job without the need for an interview!
 
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Xavier

Guest
Originally posted by Cdr
Conversely, when filling out an application form for a job, put yourself down as a black, female, lesbian, disabled, dyslexic, and you'll get the job without the need for an interview!

even if you put them all?

(is anyone that unlucky? I mean, if you submitted a CV with that on, would they take it seriously?) heh
 
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Cdr

Guest
Originally posted by Xavier
even if you put them all?

(is anyone that unlucky? I mean, if you submitted a CV with that on, would they take it seriously?) heh

hehe aye, cos it'd fill their 'minorities quota' in one go :D
 
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sad_mung

Guest
Originally posted by Cdr
Conversely, when filling out an application form for a job, put yourself down as a black, female, lesbian, disabled, dyslexic, and you'll get the job without the need for an interview!
You missed blind and deaf.
 
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Mr^B

Guest
There used to be positive discrimination (quotas to fill, etc) but not any more.

I don't go around saying "hello, I'm heterosexual" in much the same way that someone else might go around saying "hello, I'm homosexual".

It's just a word, and as such is liable to be hi-jacked - much like the word 'spastic' has been - and is used as a general term for mental incapacity rather than the specific disease it actually refers to - spastic paralysis which is a form for cerebral palsy (if anyone cares).

I actually was a fag at school, ie - having to perform tasks for other, older students - so I was a fag, and now I'm not.

:)
 
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Jonny_Darko

Guest
I'm a terrible one for using the word "Gay" to mean "Rubbish" (That's so gay etc.) without actually meaning it to have any relation to homosexuality.
 
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maxi--

Guest
Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
That's why there would never ever be a MOWO Awards, because it would be racist. (?) But then of course black people would argue that no music is of white origin and that white people have no soul / can't dance / can't sing / can't jump / can't play basketball / aren't as fashionable / can't run / can't rap and everything else that it's apparently totally acceptable to say.

Generalising is not an effective method of airing your views intelligently. In fact in this case, it seems just lazy. (game.net is rife with it)

The mobos were created when Black/urban music in the charts was rare, it wasn't so popular back then. So it was a good way to showcase the music that Young Black people were creating then, and it worked. It was a way to bring Black Music to the general public.
 
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Cdr

Guest
Originally posted by maxi--
Generalising is not an effective method of airing your views intelligently. In fact in this case, it seems just lazy. (game.net is rife with it)

The mobos were created when Black/urban music in the charts was rare, it wasn't so popular back then. So it was a good way to showcase the music that Young Black people were creating then, and it worked. It was a way to bring Black Music to the general public.

*pulls the string on maxi's back*
 
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Flamin_Squirrel

Guest
Originally posted by maxi--
Generalising is not an effective method of airing your views intelligently. In fact in this case, it seems just lazy. (game.net is rife with it)

The mobos were created when Black/urban music in the charts was rare, it wasn't so popular back then. So it was a good way to showcase the music that Young Black people were creating then, and it worked. It was a way to bring Black Music to the general public.

Being unnesessarily rude is an effective way of making sure noone cares about your views. Music might not be the best scanrio for Johnny's point, but its never the less valid.
 
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maxi--

Guest
Originally posted by Flamin_Squirrel
Being unnesessarily rude is an effective way of making sure noone cares about your views. Music might not be the best scanrio for Johnny's point, but its never the less valid.

Please, can we not drag this into pointless maxi-- abuse? I'm sure a lot of people are finding it more than boring now. I know i am!

By the way, you generalised, and then contradicted yourself by arguing a point, after saying 'noone cared'.

also, 'scenario'.
 
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Jonny_Darko

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It's not just a race thing though. Like that Olivio Spread advert where old ladies are watching practically naked men cavorting in the sea through binoculors...that's humerous. If it was old men looking at women in skimpy bikinis that wouldn't be humerous, it would be a bunch of old pervs.

Come to think of it, a bunch of women going to see strippers is perfectly acceptable. It's a fun night out. But us men have to hide it because it's dirty and seedy.
 
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Cdr

Guest
Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
Come to think of it, a bunch of women going to see strippers is perfectly acceptable. It's a fun night out. But us men have to hide it because it's dirty and seedy.

I feel a confession comming ;)
 
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Mr^B

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I don't hide the fact that I go up to the Axe (Shoreditch) on the odd occasion to stare at some quim.

Spent £80 last time on some damn eastern european bird in a PVC nurses outfit.

There's nothing seedy about that.
 

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