In Liverpool? Fancy a pint?

[TedTheDog]

Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday nights I'm here, picking me nose and finding it hard to drink in pubs on my own (not impossible, just hard).
Save me.

 

[Summo]

Afternoon Teddington. As it happens I'll be nowhere near Liverpool on exactly those days.

How's the new job working out?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Summo
As it happens I'll be nowhere near Liverpool on exactly those days.

Falling demand for permanent waves must have hit you hard then.

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday nights I'm here, picking me nose and finding it hard to drink in pubs on my own (not impossible, just hard).
Save me.

Watch yer wallet

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by xane
Falling demand for permanent waves must have hit you hard then.

 

[mookie]

i'm near liverpool, but i'm "fucking skint" until payday. gah.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Summo
Afternoon Teddington.

What exactly are you doing in Teddington?

 

[Deadmanwalking]

My god your jokes get worse and worse

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Wij

Showing yer age m8 ?

 

[Sharma]

Least Liverpools more local than London.

<curses>

 

[Jonaldo]

Liar, London is only about 25 miles away but Liverpool is like... more!

 

[Swift^]

Originally posted by Summo
Afternoon Teddington. As it happens I'll be nowhere near Liverpool on exactly those days.

How's the new job working out?

Look, I know you love me but am I on your mind so much you use the placename of where I live to call people names by?

We need to get you help, Robin. To the batmobile!

 

[Ekydus]

Originally posted by Jonaldo
Liar, London is only about 25 miles away but Liverpool is like... more!

Kent / Southend?

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Swift^
Look, I know you love me but am I on your mind so much you use the placename of where I live to call people names by?

We need to get you help, Robin. To the batmobile!

Which one?

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by throdgrain
Showing yer age m8 ?

Life begins at 30 !

Well, the crap part of life anyway.

 

[TedTheDog]

/me sobs over his trampled thread

 

[doh_boy]

Manchester > Liverpool

 

[luap]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday nights I'm here, picking me nose and finding it hard to drink in pubs on my own (not impossible, just hard).
Save me.

Dont spose your darn saaarf Thurs / Fri / Sat / Sun ?

ek, ek, look what you made of me, ek ek

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
/me sobs over his trampled thread

*tramples some more*

I say you should plan a "company" trip to Belfast some day, get a few* drinks down you with the irish lot, we're all very social and good craic to drink with! not like the liverpool lot

you could use it to influence sales for whatever part you work for now. you know sales are flagging over here in belfast pretty bad


*we cannot be held responsable for 8+ hrs of alcoholic drinking
(offer also stands for Barrysworld/Game peeps)

 

[TedTheDog]

Er, I work for Sony now, and have done for months. I'm FREE!

 

[Insane]

All the more reason to come over with Sony swag and have a few drinks and act all "customer relation" style.

remember what i said, Sony sales are down in Belfast and you need to act as customer relations to see if you can boost sales

*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

you know you want to, challenge the irish to drinking games

 

[TedTheDog]

Challenge the Irish to drinking games?!?!?
You must be bloody insa....... ah

 

[Scouse]

Originally posted by doh_boy
Manchester > Liverpool

Liverpool :mgwhore2: Dirty Mancs...

 

[Scouse]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
Challenge the Irish to drinking games?!?!?
You must be bloody insa....... ah

Ted in sense of humour shocker!!!

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Scouse
Liverpool :mgwhore2: Dirty Mancs...

Mancs Theiving scousers (ahHA)

 

[Scouse]

How can Mancs Thieving Scousers if they've already :mgwhore2:'d the Mancs to a pile of uke: ?



Eh. EH???

 

[bob007]

> Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a
> motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker
> stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
>
> He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000
> bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries
> everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now
> and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.
>
> The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the
> back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees.
>
> They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of
> the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this
> time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of
> Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer
> asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm
> "Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to
> take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
>
> He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for
> immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks
> what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.
>
>
>
>
> "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched
> and the f*ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already.

Sry couldn't resist
Think i'll move now

 

[Sharma]

Should have been in the JOTD thread tbh.