In frankfurt on Thursday - Fun!

ECA

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So here goes: I was in frankfurt on business on thursday+friday so heres how it went.

Thursday

4am: Fuck. The flights at 6:45, I have to get up now :-[
4:15am : Fuck..I really have to get up now.
4:30am Fuck its 4:30am... and I just got up

4:30->5 jump in the shower, make some toast, flee to the car with only one chocolate chip cookie to eat ( I used the rest in a somewhat nice sarnie ).

5->6 driving to airport, uneventful
6->6:45 stuff in airport, boring, bought a book ( The book of loss ) and a pack of cards to practice cardcounting ( a little out of practice ).

6:45->8:45am Flying to frankfurt, cant be arsed reading - went to sleep.

7:45am Arrive in frankfurt
7:45->8:15am Go through airport blah blah blah

8:15am In train station under ze airport ja, trying to figure out how to work the ticket machine, give up - go and look for a toilet - walk past a nice looking sushi restaurant but its closed - find toilet - dump core to prevent overheating.
Resume figuring out the ticket machine - eventually cheat and watch someone else using one.

Get Ticket, realise I got a concessionary ticket, use it anyway.

8:45am Arrive at the HPF ( hauptbahnhoff - main train station ).

Decided to walk around the block in case I get lost during the day, 30 mins ish.

5 mins into walk around realise I am now smack bang in the middle of the red light district and old german dude outside german brothel is trying to con me into going inside for a 15 euro drink and a 5 minute chat with some russian and a trip to the cash machine with the bouncer ( ok, he just tried to get me to go for a drink inside but either he was gay and hot for me or trying to scam me - either way I declined ).

9:15 - hungry and thirsty its already like 25 degrees - find nearby cafe, wonder why all the shops are shut. Order a coffee and some pastry concoction - ask the shop serving pleb why the shops are shut in broken german - its a national holiday - fuck, there goes my plans to have a wander round the shops for a few hours.

9:20 Eating my random pastry thing and drinking my coffee outside - here's my view

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Get out ye olde mobile phone and ring the office - they tell me its a bank holiday so I can't go shopping ( gee thanks ). They talked to the people I'm meeting on friday and apparently if I want to watch the football game there are some big TV screens near the river - well it beats the O'Reillys bar I just walked past full of fat sweaty english people.

Some random asian dude sits down next to me, I notice he's reading Asahi Daily News so figure he's a local - rah - I harass him in japanese and ask him which way to the river and tv screens and practice my japanese on his unsuspecting personage.

Japanese man molested, I start walking towards the river but my lack of breakfast kicks in and I get hungry so I pop into a just opened chinese restaurant ( the New World just opposite the HPF - it was pretty rubbish don't go there ).

Food eating its about 11 ish or so? I didn't really look but I was chatting to the japanese guy for 30 mins or so +walking and eating time.

Continue en route to the river and see a sign....

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I can't help but smirk and wonder if I'll see it on the way to the river.

I do..

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A few minutes later I see the river: Victory!
Heres my view from the bridge.

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I cross the bridge and head down some steps.. I realise what the "big circle" the japanese dude was talking about, and decide on reflection that its probably the best direction to walk in.

As I'm walking down the path on the riverbank ( about 4 metres wide lots of cyclists etc quite cool ), I get the shock of my life........even germans can be pretentious faggot wankers. Some cock taking up half the path...on this....

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I found the TV screen, um... in the middle of the river...


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Three hours!!!!! fuck.

I decided to chill on the riverbank and perve at all the naked sunbathers while listening to Lordi, Dragonforce and the Mad Capsule markets for a few hours.... win
Unfortunately no pics of naked sunbathers but I assure you they were shaved...armpits I mean.

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Several hours later the Ecuador game started on the screen so I went back to the screen and watched that game, lazed about some more between that and the England game.

Spotted a Japanese guy proving English are not the only dicks when on holiday - wearing a Yukata.

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Heres a pic of this pavilion type thing that was setup + aforementioned Japanese dude.

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So thats about it really, apart from the match and post-match activites ;) ( sorry no pics - and no Red lights either, lets leave it at that ).
 

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Nice1! Theres a Gaylords in Bangkok & Hong Kong as well :)
 

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not bad for a trip to Germany: a segway, some asians and a gaylord. Next time come to Holland; I'll let you buy me a beer ;)
 

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pcg79 said:
my cousin has been to that same gaylord!

Can you ask him if it was any good? I'll be in frankfurt again in a week or two.
 

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