In court :<

[Marc]

COuld my week get any worse?. I have now got to appear in court in 4 weeks.
My friend bought a new motor last night and I went to pick it up with him. Anyways, as we are driving back, im sat in the passenger and flames start to come out of the air vents. Im like "wtf"! He couldnt really pull over so I start to try and put the flames out with my hand! I was wearing a long sleeve shirt though, and the sleeve caught fire, I started to waft my arm out the window to put the flames out that had engulfed my shirt but there was a police car following, he saw me and now I have to appear in court end of the month :<

 

[Thorwyn]

Well.. they can hardly punish you for trying to avoid standing in flames.
What´s the indictment?

 

[Alan]

urm, if flames came out of my air vents i'd pull over regardless.

 

[Marc]

What´s the indictment?

Possession of a fire arm!!

Boom Boom

Sorry :<

 

[Dreamor]

urm, if flames came out of my air vents i'd pull over regardless.

I could only think the same, when a mates car engine blew we all ran out.

And a copper was a few cars behind, said we had slowed traffic... I had a few choice words to say about that

 

[Thorwyn]

rofl

 

[Dukat]

 

[Bugz]

Possession of a fire arm!!

Boom Boom

Sorry :<

lmfao.

 

[Alan]

ohh a funneh - lol

edit: only given out one or two rep points in the last 4 years.... you sir get the third

 

[Dreamor]

lol - nice joke haha

 

[Lamp]

Can you UNrep for that howler ?

lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

On time of court, kick in the door, jump in the courtroom and shout "Tadaa!" and run away.

Cops like that sort of a play on words.

 

[crispy]

Need witnesses?

I can do false testimony!

Or blame terrorists...

 

[Gamah]

ohh a funneh - lol

edit: only given out one or two rep points in the last 4 years.... you sir get the third

You gave me one recently!

 

[Naffets]

You gave me one recently!

No doubting he did, however that is irrelevant to reputation points

Oh and funny joke xD Fire arm lol

 

[Arumos]

fooking lol

 

[Himse]

Biglol and rep on that joke, i laughed for ages.

 

[Bahumat]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

Nothing

 

[Morchaoron]

omfg you shouldnt wave a firearm out of the window