I'm trying to write a poem..

[Wonk]

.. but I've got no inspiration. What do I do?

 

[Deebs]

whack one out?

 

[Wonk]

give lovemaster Wonkster some proper advice

 

[Overdriven]

Have sex with a plug socket? Deep brain stimulation helps ;p

 

[TdC]

I'd say, run nekkid down the street whipping yourself, but that would be harsh on the neighbours

 

[Blackjack]

Suicide. If you succeed, you wont have to worry about the poem. If you fail, you have something to write about

 

[echome]

Nothing... you can't force inspiration. Wait and hope something will come to soon.

 

[Chronictank]

get high and watch fantasia

 

[crispy]

I'll start you off by giving you a couple words your poem should include:

Sex
Zombie
Lamp
Supertanker
Voyager
Minuscule
Methylation

 

[russell]

What is the reason behind the poem?

 

[Laddey]

get high and watch fantasia

fuck yeah!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Be a man, stop this pansy-a** poem sh*t and have a

 

[Lamp]

.. but I've got no inspiration. What do I do?

Give it up, son.

 

[tris-]

hit a bong and ditch the girlfriend, she isnt healthy for you it seems,

 

[Ezteq]

check your PM matey

 

[Wonk]

Ez > FH

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ez > FH

Just because she's a girl

 

[Ezteq]

or maybe because i actually gave some helpful comment rather than "go knock one out"


possibly that?

your self

 

[old.Tohtori]

Proove it and post it like the rest of us! PM hiding, bah. And i didn't you

 

[TdC]

but knocking one out is perfectly valid! you think the great poets never did?

 

[Ezteq]

im sure Byron did it...infact i suspect he did it more than any of you lot Oo

 

[TdC]

you know Ez, I love you and all, but I somewhat suspect that I'm the current world leader. Or at least the former leader. or something

 

[Overdriven]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
My penis is covered in sugar,
now blow me bitch.

No?