i'm scared

[old.charliealpha]

I have the obligatory christmas party to go to tonight and I know that the secret santa will be ruined by 12" dildos and blow up sheep bought by desperate middle aged old women.




so what did I buy for my secret santa?

A Burt Bacharach cd

 

[gremlin]

Originally posted by charliealpha
I have the obligatory christmas party to go to tonight and I know that the secret santa will be ruined by 12" dildos and blow up sheep bought by desperate middle aged old women.

What do you mean ruined? Surely that's the recipe for a great party!?

 

[old.charliealpha]

nononononononononono, not good.

 

[Testin da Cable]

sounds good to me
unless...
wait...
I get it

 

[bigbb]

uh oh :uhoh:

 

[Wij]

cool

 

[old.charliealpha]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
sounds good to me
unless...
wait...
I get it

you have realised my fear...

 

[Wij]

Yeh, but we're not you so it's cool

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye hehe
no worries tho CA, you'll muddle through I'm sure

 

[Wij]

If not then post us the pix

 

[Ch3tan]

Woolies xmas party/parties coming up. GOing to be a expensive month for my wallet and my liver.

 

[bigbb]

good job.

*excitement*

 

[Ch3tan]

 

[Perplex]

Had our xmas party on monday night, what a fucking disaster.

Bird I've been seeing recently works at the same place as me (she is fucking gorgeous, model, actress, etc) and we kind of got it on about a month ago, but we've kept it mega hush-hush. Anyway, turns out her flatmate (psycho woman from hell, and also works at the same place) is obsessed with me. She didn't appreciate it much when she found me and my girl hidden away under one of the tables snogging, so much so she tipped the table over covering us in booze.

Left to go back to hers, and then she stormed in mid-shag and demanded that my girl moved out by the morning. Now she's been living at mine ever since, which is pretty cool tbh. Eitherway....

Xmas parties are always a fucking disaster

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by charliealpha

so what did I buy for my secret santa?

A Burt Bacharach cd

I work mainly with women, been thinking about getting my secret santa a butt-plug from Ann Summers

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Perplex
Had our xmas party on monday night, what a fucking disaster.

...she found me and my girl hidden away under one of the tables snogging, so much so she tipped the table over covering us in booze.

Left to go back to hers, and then she stormed in mid-shag and demanded that my girl moved out by the morning. Now she's been living at mine ever since, which is pretty cool tbh.

Xmas parties are always a fucking disaster

Wow, that sounds a lot better than any works party I ever went to, though maybe just a little bit intense.

Hope things work out for you Perp, I remember you mentioning that that reltionship was stressing you out.

 

[Perplex]

So do I mate, so do I. We get on so well, it'd be a crying shame for it to go pear shaped on the basis of someone else sticking their oar in

 

[Will]

Seems a little drastic, her getting kicked out and all. There must have been more going on there behind the scenes, or else you are too attractive for your own good.

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
or else you are too attractive for your own good.

Same thing happened with her best mate, he fancied the tits off me, so I had to sit him down and have a chat explaining I don't bat for that team

 

[xane]

someone else sticking their oar in

"Hmmm, yeeessss !"

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Perplex


Same thing happened with her best mate, he fancied the tits off me, so I had to sit him down and have a chat explaining I don't bat for that team

So you didn't wuss out like we thought you were going to do? Good stuff.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Perplex


Same thing happened with her best mate, he fancied the tits off me, so I had to sit him down and have a chat explaining I don't bat for that team

I got over it tho.









Oops

 

[Sir Frizz]

dont worry Wij, there's always DB's

 

[Wij]

mmm, sweaty

 

[old.SLiC3R]

perplex your fucking ugly, fuck off


she's a dog anyway ffs

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Pah, I think i can see why* Perplex's laddish grin would be attractive to members of the opposite sex(and also members of his own sex for that matter).






*Note: I can see why people would be attratced to Perp, this does not mean I am attracted to him.**







**Note: That footnote was included purely for Slicer's benefit as i can see he would have taken my post the wrong way otherwise.

 

[Summo]

You might be interested to know that I too, have taken it the wrong way.

 

[Summo]

p00f!

 

[ShockingAlberto]

It still amazes me why so many of today's (often young) males tend to be homophobic to the point when they are unable to disscuss anything about the looks of another male.

I seem to remember that on that 'Am i a hot gamer' thing Jas has got in his sig, he has a really low score. Actually, i seem to remmeber virtually everyone on there has about the same score.

Now some of those people on that site were rather ugly if i remember, but others(and this includes Jas) wernt ugly. Now i can only see one reason why people would rate people who look perfectly fine the same as they would a right ugly bastard. That reason is the reason i have stated above

 

[Summo]

p00f in denial.