Im Rich!

[Panda On Smack]

I've just received a letter through the post from Spain of all places informing me that I've won $700,000!

I was slightly suprised due to not actually entering the lottery but i shany complain.

Now all I have to do is fill in this form giving them my bank details...

 

[TdC]

woot! once you've collected you can come and stay with me on the luxury yacht I won recently

 

[Clown]

It's here, it's here!
Open it, open it!
I'M TOO EXCITED!

 

[Trem]

Lucky bastards.

I got an offer of a lifetime once from a prince in Nigeria, I gave them all my bank details but the money was never put in my account......just some went out.

I wish I was as lucky as you gits

 

[TdC]

poor Trem you can come and stay on my make-believe yacht if you want and spend Panda's funny-money

 

[GDW]

Panda, can you please send a reply indicating that you cannot believe your luck as you are a current UK lottery winner and at the moment all your winnings are in your current bank account and you dont know the best way of investing it. Ask them if they could help you.

 

[Utini]

Congratulations people, all you new millionaires can reside for free at my house for a measley phone call 0800900900 (minimum call length 30 seconds)*. Best of luck.
(call charge £1000000/second)