I'm making a film and need stars!

[Bahumat]

It's gonna be a remake of Sex and the City, but the real version they did not want you to see!

"Sex and the Shitty"

I am gonna need the following cast

1) Horse lady
2) Whiny brunette
3) Ginger one with the kid (Ezteq)
4) Old slapper
5) Bald guy dating Whiny Brunette
6) Mr Big aka guy who will be eating his own poo throughout the film


Please let me know what cast spot you want to be in

 

[Ch3tan]

Bahu that is such a fail you should ask Deebs to delete your account.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah this, well, it's not bad bad, or...you know...naughty...or..coc breaking or...even fail...it's just...i don't have a word for it.

 

[Chronictank]

 

[Bugz]

Bahu tou know when your mum tells you 'its the trying that matters'

She's lieing.

P.S - your thread fails.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My last answer may have been a bit rude, i know that sometimes some things, at certain point, seem like a good idea and i'm only hoping, well, not really hoping but contemplating on the possibility that this was a "stolen idea" instead of a Bahu original, as, well, it would leviate the case quite strongly.

 

[pikeh]

I laughed

<3 bahu

 

[Bahumat]

I fucking knew I'd get this response! But I thought "fuck em, lets do this anyway".

Love @ Pikeh

 

[Amanita]

I got the whiny brunette thing down.

 

[Amphrax]

oooh oooh can i be in it plz plz plz

We can make the film about me and this is how the story will go?

I'm the star of the show and I start of with being a man who has a sex change and turns into a lesbian. I have to go on a quest to find 'The Dildo of pleasure' and this quest is really dangerous

Then once I retrieve this Dildo I find out that my true parents were my older brother and sister so I kill them both and accidently kill myself by stabbing me in the chest with the dildo...THE END

Sound good huh?

If not then i'll think about your film

 

[Lamp]

1. Take a brand new toilet bowl fresh out of the plastic wrapping and place against bathroom wall
2. Fill pan with pure water
3. Spray chocolate (including lumps) around inside of toilet bowl. Make sure there's a good few chewed up lumps in the water at the bottom of the toilet pan
4. Invite a friend in to see your new toilet
5. While they're there, reach down into the toilet, pull a "turd" out from the pan, and swallow.

 

[Thadius]

Rather see Sex in (up) the Shitty imo!

Can see it now...

"Four women in the city on one mission. Get done up the shitbox wearing high heels and handbags!

Watch as how the whory one can manage 2 cocks in the arsehole and still have the decency to look like shes 20.

How big is Mr "Big"? We shall see as he works his lovelength deep inside the footface one. But the question is, will he shaft her thast hard the mole falls off?

And there is always the ginger one. Watch as she goes from gingersnap to chocolate digestive, as Steve the Milkbottle's dunks a cock-ie of his own.

And who could forget the innocent looking one. Watch as she takes it like a whore up the tradesman's wearing nothing but a diamond necklace!

Also featuring a guest appearance from The Russian(also known as the beast from the East!)"

 

[pikeh]

I'm shocked if there is anybody in the entire world who when asked, "would you like to see my new toilet?" would reply "yes sir I do!"

 

[Bahumat]

I would love to see your toilet Pikeh

 

[pikeh]

Well, what can I say?! I'm shocked!

 

[Hawkwind]

Think Thadius's porn project is a more likely winner

 

[Thadius]

Think Thadius's porn project is a more likely winner

It would need a dwarf or two imo!

Porn just isnt good unless it has two midgets trampolining in it!

 

[Ezteq]

pfft i anit geting no kid! can pookie sub instead?

p.s. i got better teeth than that wierdo off sex in the city...and better hair Oo

 

[Sparx]

I'm shocked if there is anybody in the entire world who when asked, "would you like to see my new toilet?" would reply "yes sir I do!"

I'm just wondering how this conversation could ever be dropped in without being really weird

 

[CorNokZ]

I would love to be your toilet Pikeh

Well, what can I say?! I'm not shocked!

None of us are pikeh..


But Bahucrap, when is casting? That Mr. Big role is perfect for me! I really think I'd nail it!

 

[Bahumat]

Ok you got teh part Cornutz...but you have to live with the fact your name may be mispelled on the credits...ok?

 

[Lamp]

Who gets to play the part of the toilet bowl ?

 

[CorNokZ]

Ok you got teh part Cornutz...but you have to live with the fact your name may be mispelled on the credits...ok?

Yeeehaw! I didn't expect it in any other way! I won't let you down!

Who gets to play the part of the toilet bowl ?

Me aswell

 

[Uara]

Its going to turn into a one-man show

 

[Belgerath]

Ok you got teh part Cornutz...but you have to live with the fact your name may be mispelled on the credits...ok?

Surely you can't use this forum name, he needs a bad p0rn star name like dEreK

 

[Lamp]

Derek Dong

 

[Bahumat]

Yeeehaw! I didn't expect it in any other way! I won't let you down!

Me aswell

Oh alright you can be the toilet as well! I wanna see poo everywhere. Think you can do that for me?

 

[CorNokZ]

Do you want solid or liquid? I can do both.. Even at the same time!

 

[Lamp]

I think what Bahu is after is a pebbledash spray all around the bowl with some choice lumps stuck around the side.

=*Artistic director*

 

[Thadius]

If you want to see a white plastic object covered in shit, look no futher than Heat amgazine!