Im fucked

[Azurus]

First shift at new job as a barman tonight and i've had a righteous case of the shits all day. Going to be an interesting one.

 

[tris-]

shouldnt you take it off incase youve got a food borne illness?

i think youve got a responsibility under some law that if you work with food/drink etc you shouldntt goto work if youve got the shits (for example).

 

[old.Tohtori]

Flu, sniffles, sh*ts, hayfever...whatever the cause, you can't serve anything because the palce could get sued up the wazoo.

Call in sick and get fired for being sick first day(which they can't do as it's not a valid reason)
Go in sick and get fired for it. (which they can do with evry reason)

Probably just nervous sh*ts anyway.

 

[Azurus]

Screw you and your fancy laws Tris. I'm too manly to miss work, if needs be i'll just take the hit and shit myself a couple times.

 

[tris-]

your anus your rules.

 

[Lamp]

If someone complains that their drink tastes like shit you'll know why !

 

[Huntingtons]

barmaid*

 

[kiliarien]

your anus your rules.

I'm sure that's a chat-up line used in certain types of bars across the world.

 

[Laddey]

Pfft, ill be fucked tonight. TOWN TONIGHTAAAAAAAHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Olgaline]

adult diapers ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop posting your pics Olgaline...

 

[Overdriven]

Just because you want one, Toht. :]