Matmardigan said:Nude man in front of an Elephant
The Elephant checks the guy from top down till his feets and asks him totaly confused.
Do u realy can breath with that
Bloodaxe_Springskalle said:an SB with 70 arrows in her stands around TK in OF and Matmardigan thinks "if i shoot too ill get 1 RP dont i?"
Jeffery said:A chinese man went to the docots and said
' Me No Feel well'
The doctor replied
' When i dont feel well i go home and make love to my wife'
The next day the chinese man comes back to the doctors and says
' Me feel well now, u have a nice house'
Cirandi said:Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRR!!!
Thorwyn[B&Q] said:It´s christmas and the two brothers Jimmi and Dan are getting their presents.
Jimmi gets a new computer, a playstation, a bike, a basketball, a football and a voucher for a trip to Disneyland. Dan gets a pair of socks.
Jimmi: "Hey Dan, is it possible that Mum and Dad love me MUUUCH more than they love you?"
Dan: "Hey Jimmi, is it possible, that you have cancer?"