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Repent Reloaded

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hey dudez, Im back :D
me and my m8s couldnt last 3 days without any pootang and smokes so we went all around yorkshire, last place we went was down to some place called "Richmond" or somthin, saw like these 12 year olds on skate B's, me and my m8s r like, bwahah l00k at those reefmoids till one did some mad move off a bench which was like so uber i slapped my m8 in teh face, anyway we went off to find a newsagents on our quest for some poon, we found one... well more then one, 4 in the whole of yorkshire!
we took 5 mins of very serious observation looking at the front page that lingerd above our heads, she looks more firm, but the other had massive slapbags, but ffs, she looks like she'd take it up the ass!
f00k it, i just grabbed the middle one and spun around to the till ro pay for it, i looked up and saw this fit 18ish year old girl at the till.........f00k... heh, yeah its for my dad 'n stuff, i couldnt even talk and my m8s pissin themselfs behind me, she just looked at me....
i was like... seriously, its for my dad.... kept on lookin....... ffs, i wanna wank off some poontang, payed, ran out...... found out the mag wasnt a damn pooner but one with just some hot chick on teh front....

anyway, home now, had fun..... im off to slap meh monkey, later dudez :D
 
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adari

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
hey dudez, Im back :D
me and my m8s couldnt last 3 days without any pootang and smokes so we went all around yorkshire, last place we went was down to some place called "Richmond" or somthin, saw like these 12 year olds on skate B's, me and my m8s r like, bwahah l00k at those reefmoids till one did some mad move off a bench which was like so uber i slapped my m8 in teh face, anyway we went off to find a newsagents on our quest for some poon, we found one... well more then one, 4 in the whole of yorkshire!
we took 5 mins of very serious observation looking at the front page that lingerd above our heads, she looks more firm, but the other had massive slapbags, but ffs, she looks like she'd take it up the ass!
f00k it, i just grabbed the middle one and spun around to the till ro pay for it, i looked up and saw this fit 18ish year old girl at the till.........f00k... heh, yeah its for my dad 'n stuff, i couldnt even talk and my m8s pissin themselfs behind me, she just looked at me....
i was like... seriously, its for my dad.... kept on lookin....... ffs, i wanna wank off some poontang, payed, ran out...... found out the mag wasnt a damn pooner but one with just some hot chick on teh front....

anyway, home now, had fun..... im off to slap meh monkey, later dudez :D
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who the fuck cares?

yea and now you may go make a whine post a la "omg nobody likes me :<<<" again
 
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Karlo

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haha repent :clap:

should have asked her if she'd give you a "hand" reading it
 
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Coim-

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Same to you. Anyone else think this is getting slightly repetitive?
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Coim-
Same to you. Anyone else think this is getting slightly repetitive?
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I'd say it was getting quite Repentitive.

Haha... OK, that was weak.
 
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Karam_gruul

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such a FUCKING wanker repent..

so so blatently trying to copy that skater gnome style of posting that i posed a while back on here. your just trying to get attention, and some fucking idiots are giving u it. come up with something fucking original, your not funny... when i read that post i cringed throughout the first 2 sentences before stopping reading all together.

Cunt :great:

/edit and yea, i know im an attention seeker, but i deserve attention, i invented half the words on these boards
 
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Repent Reloaded

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lol i wub repent
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/hug :D

Karam, last like 5 of ur posts have been cryin about me bitch slappin ur ass on BW, grow up and stop ur cryin :D
 
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old.ST200

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Repent when will you finally fucking learn.

You are a fucking retard and you do nothing but ridicule yourself with these stupid pointless posts. GO. AWAY.
 
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saltymcpepper

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you should have come to lincolnshite instead repent, then i can kick your cunt in
 
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Garnet

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Originally posted by saltymcpepper
you should have come to lincolnshite instead repent, then i can kick your cunt in
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lool :clap:
 
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yeahyeah

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Originally posted by saltymcpepper
you should have come to lincolnshite instead repent, then i can kick your cunt in
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Mickey mousers > farmers imo. Branston, sleaford etc all full of inbreds. Went out in lincoln once, so fuckin depressin. You go in any pub in lincoln town centre and its full of "fancyboys" drinkin bottles of alco pops with their fingers stickin out. I had the audacity to order a pint of stella and the splitarse behind the bar looked all confused as though she didnt have the first clue how to pull a pint. When i eventually got it it was awful. Like drinkin warm piss.
 
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yeahyeah

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sorry i tell a lie. i stayed in a travel inn near branston and there was a pub downstairs. Was a nice pint in there mind. So i do apologise for generalising.
 
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vintervargen

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yesterday i was on this raid, right. and then we had lotto, right. and i liek, didnt get summat!!!1
 
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katt!

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Originally posted by vintervargen
yesterday i was on this raid, right. and then we had lotto, right. and i liek, didnt get summat!!!1
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yud bettah get ya crew there rite??? and make them kick da bi0tch cunt in.
 
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zmurf

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
hey dudez, Im back :D
me and my m8s couldnt last 3 days without any pootang and smokes so we went all around yorkshire, last place we went was down to some place called "Richmond" or somthin, saw like these 12 year olds on skate B's, me and my m8s r like, bwahah l00k at those reefmoids till one did some mad move off a bench which was like so uber i slapped my m8 in teh face, anyway we went off to find a newsagents on our quest for some poon, we found one... well more then one, 4 in the whole of yorkshire!
we took 5 mins of very serious observation looking at the front page that lingerd above our heads, she looks more firm, but the other had massive slapbags, but ffs, she looks like she'd take it up the ass!
f00k it, i just grabbed the middle one and spun around to the till ro pay for it, i looked up and saw this fit 18ish year old girl at the till.........f00k... heh, yeah its for my dad 'n stuff, i couldnt even talk and my m8s pissin themselfs behind me, she just looked at me....
i was like... seriously, its for my dad.... kept on lookin....... ffs, i wanna wank off some poontang, payed, ran out...... found out the mag wasnt a damn pooner but one with just some hot chick on teh front....

anyway, home now, had fun..... im off to slap meh monkey, later dudez :D
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... wanker ... :/
 
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