i'm a loser baby

[mank!]

15, and free of any STD's - that ought to narrow it down

May I ask why?

 

[Mellow-]

I'm from Croydon

She's not even legal What could you possibly be thinking!


Is she nice? I'll just say "mank told me about you"

 

[mank!]

Heh, I'm only 16

You probably won't be able to find her, she's in a psychiatric unit somewhere (either Enstone or Enfield, I forget which :|), and 'mank' probably won't mean much to her

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by old.Mellow
I'm from Croydon

argh!! another board member from round near me!

*moves house*

*again*

 

[Mellow-]

Surely the mere mention of Mank will give her memories of why she went to the mad house in the first place

Hash, we're following you

 

[mank!]

Cunt

Not sure why so many people live in Croydon, it's a fucking dump

I'm obviously too used to the posh suburbs of Awwwxfawd ;(

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by mank!
live in Croydon, it's a fucking dump

yep thats what they use to advertise round here - that slogan

it's gone down hill

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

heh, I live not far from Croydon, a bus ride away, and I can't say I've ever felt the need to visit.

 

[Mellow-]

It's not a dump We have trams! The town centers been turned into a nice little city. I love it. Oh and Scooba, you really should, there's thousands of lovely women there.

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by *Exor*


Having said that, do what I say, not what I do, cos I'm persuing someone at the moment who I think is in the other 1% cos she's brilliant and lovely.

Hope thats not who I think it is.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by old.Mellow
It's not a dump We have trams! The town centers been turned into a nice little city. I love it. Oh and Scooba, you really should, there's thousands of lovely women there.

Heh, I've been sold, I shall come and ride a tram and try to get phone numbers from young Croydon girls with my winning nature and travel card

 

[*Exor*]

Stop following me tug :/

 

[xane]

Originally posted by old.TUG
Hope thats not who I think it is.

Your mum ?

 

[Xtro]

lol

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by amobea
okay no one i've actually met in real life reads these forums so i'll post this here

i met some girls from overseas during the last week
now they've left town and will soon be going back overseas
they were lovely girls especially one who i quite liked
i know given more time shes the kind of girl i would have fallen in love with

i don't know what to do
nothing happend between us while we were here but now shes gone
i think i missed my opportunity


help

*waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

You sorry sorry cunt

 

[throdgrain]

Re: Re: i'm a loser baby

Originally posted by throdgrain


You sorry sorry cunt

Only kidding

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by *Exor*
Stop following me tug :/

Er lol.. you know I come to BW you fool
Her choice at the end of the day, I'd be surprised though.

But because I feel I should stay on topic (hahaha) I am after a bird in Shropshire but the big question is should I spend time/money to chase her up. She's comin' to see me next week tho Bit naff liking someone you never see mind...

 

[*Exor*]

Kisses for tug ---> :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

At the end of the day, it's my time I'm wasting, and you know I'm happy in my own little dream world, where hope and possibility run free!

 

[*Exor*]

Or something :-/

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
I shall come and ride a tram and try to get phone numbers from young Croydon girls with my winning nature and travel card

You'll need more than that!

Take them to McDonalds, then you're sure to be "in there"

 

[mank!]

Pay them. That'll probably work

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by old.Mellow


You'll need more than that!

Take them to McDonalds, then you're sure to be "in there"

thing is, which one - i think at the last count we have 7 mcdonalds in and around croydon! now i'm sure that tells u something!

 

[Mellow-]

It tells you, i've been very busy

 

[Xtro]

SEVEN McD's?? Jesus thank fuck I live oop North!

 

[Sar]

We have about 3/4 in Belfast, and about 12+ in the outskirts & local towns around it.

Ditto KFC.

BKs are few and far between though, 2 in Belfast and ain't seen many nearby.

 

[Hashmonster]

these 7 we have are all within a 2mile radius! overkill!

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Xtro
My long distance relationship worked.......

So did mine, Mrs Wil lived in London, me up here in the sticks. I would leave after a 3-11 shift and drive straight to hers for 2 days then drive back to work for 7-3.

Lasted over a year like that before she moved up here.

 

[Embattle]

2 in Kingston.

 

[Testin da Cable]

good luck amobea. just do what you think is right mate.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Embattle
2 in Kingston.

Indeed, I have feasted heartily in both of them