i'm a loser baby

[amobea]

okay no one i've actually met in real life reads these forums so i'll post this here

i met some girls from overseas during the last week
now they've left town and will soon be going back overseas
they were lovely girls especially one who i quite liked
i know given more time shes the kind of girl i would have fallen in love with

i don't know what to do
nothing happend between us while we were here but now shes gone
i think i missed my opportunity


help

*waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

 

[Munkey-]

bugger all you can do now.


though cyber may be in the offing.




bad luck mate. try and see if she's returning anytime soon?

 

[Damini]

Long distance is the festering armpit of all relationships. You can throw into the mix enthuasiasm, honesty, monogomy, naivete, whatever fairy tale ingredients you like, and still I reckon about 95% go tits up.

Find someone who is closer.

 

[Ono]

Sell your house, car and all other worldly goods and GO AFTER HER MAN!!!


/btw - how old are you?

 

[xenon2000]

/me wacks Ono around a bit with a

 

[Wij]

Empty your pods on some local lass. It's easier.

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by xenon2000
/me wacks Ono around a bit with a

Good tip that Xenon.

 

[~Lazarus~]

You mean you guys down under are starting to chase women ?

Whats the matter - all the sheep full up ?

 

[dysfunction]

I am in a similar situation.

I have taken the option of going after her by visiting her in her own country. Still not sure if things will work out but I am hoping for the best. She may come and live here but then again she might not

Unfortunately there is no single solution....just do what you think is best for you.

One thing to keep in mind is that there is a good chance it may not work out...

Good Luck to you!

 

[Sawtooth]

Forget her. Take up Scrabble.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Sawtooth
Forget her. Take up Scrabble.

But its difficult to get excited enuff to "blow your pods" in a scrabble game.

 

[dysfunction]

Scrabble! But that would mean I would have to think!!


I cant be doing too much of that!

:sleeping:

 

[Mellow-]

You people get too hung up on girls.

"I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go"

Originally posted by Wij
Empty your pods on some local lass. It's easier.

Yes.

 

[GDW]

are we sure that amobea is a bloke, wouldnt want to offend her would we

 

[*Exor*]

Don't put too much effort into one single woman. You'll either spend _years_ running round after her like I did, or you'll pull her and she'll end up screwing you over anyway.

Woman are basically 99% total and utter cunts. Shag, use, abuse and confuse as many as you can before bothering with falling in love. Love is messy.

Having said that, do what I say, not what I do, cos I'm persuing someone at the moment who I think is in the other 1% cos she's brilliant and lovely.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wilier
But its difficult to get excited enuff to "blow your pods" in a scrabble game.

Especially as you only have seven letters at a time, but blow your pods would net you 23 points (I think).

Interestingly, the official Scrabble (tm) word list used in international tournaments is known as SOWPODS, after OSW (Official Scrabble Words, from the British Chambers Dictionary) and OSPD (Offical Scrabble Players Dictionary), sounds like "blow pods" no ?

 

[dysfunction]

I dont think there is such a thing as putting in too much effort chasing a women...unless you are definitely not going to get a result!

 

[Mellow-]

You know you're putting in too much effort when you aint getting anything back. As stated earlier 99% of them are cunts.

Use and abuse But stay protected kids, babies are expensive.

 

[GDW]

erm.....there are a few of the fairer sex who frequent these forums I think comments like that should be posted in the "99% of all women are cunts.....please post here forum"

 

[xane]

I'm just trying to work out how you can use the the derogatory term "c*nt" to refer to a woman, its kind of self-defeating, used in a logical sense then would apply to 100% of women ?

Whilst it is percieveably degrading to compare a man with female genitalia, it kind of loses its effect on the opposite gender, the obvious solution seems to use the word "prick", but somehow that doesn't really have the same effect either.

Maybe "bitch", "tart", "slag", "slut" etc, would be more appropriate ... or whatever.

Next week we will be examining the mating habits of pebbles, see you then children - byeeee !

 

[Xtro]

Treat a woman the way you yourself would want to be treated and you won't go wrong. Unless you like to have girls shit in your mouth that is.

 

[Will]

Heh, but I know 5 years ago I had no idea how I wanted to be treated.

At least I learn fast when I have to.

 

[Summo]

Catch 22, innit. It's quite clear that Exor and Mellow, much as I love them both, are incredibly stunted in their view of women. 99% are what? Maybe this view was caused by a woman, maybe not. Maybe they attract c*unts because of this view. Who knows.

What time is it?

 

[mank!]

amobea - if it's any consolation, I know how you feel. It's happened to me at least once or twice. Though in both cases it was completely my fault :/

Even if you did go after her, is she likely to move to Australia to live with you? Like Damini says, long distance relationships never ever work. Mine just fell apart because a) my girlfriend was a psychobitch and b) distance was too difficult to work around, even if she only lived in Croydon and I'm in Oxford :|

Plenty more fish in the trout fisheries!

Er, here ends my advice of the week... goodbye.

 

[Xtro]

My long distance relationship worked.

When I met my gf she was living in Brighton and I live in Sheffield. Within a month she had moved to Sheffield to be with me.

Wish it had been the other way round ffs - bloody Sheffield .

 

[mank!]

You're lucky then

 

[Summo]

Yeah, but it was only a long-distance relationship for a month. :/

 

[*Exor*]

Originally posted by Summo
It's quite clear that Exor and Mellow, much as I love them both, are incredibly stunted in their view of women.

Not exactly. Just had a run of bad experiences.

And for the benefit of camazotz, when I use the term "cunt", I mean those women that whinge about men who treat them like shite, only to do the same back. Cunts.

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Wilier


But its difficult to get excited enuff to "blow your pods" in a scrabble game.

BUT TEH TRIPPLE WERD SCOR!!!1

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Summo
It's quite clear that Exor and Mellow, much as I love them both, are incredibly stunted in their view of women

He loves me

I'm not really this stunted, I love women, they're so curvy.

How old is that girl from Croydon Mank?