I'm a big pansy

Alan

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Just wanted to share this with everyone - because I can

Around a month ago I ordered close on £100 of proper mens shaving stuff, brush, DE razor and some nice glycerine cream, and boy does it show - although im still getting used to just how much pressure to use when scraping a sharp blade over my face at 7.00am.

Ok thats not really "pansy" but tonight I got bored enough to try the free samples they provided in the box - skin care, olive stone soap, moisturisers etc.. Picture that scene from "What women want" where Mel Gibson is trying to get into the mind of a woman by using beauty products - yup thats what I felt like, but it didn't half feel good :)

Thanks to the anonanimity of the Internet, i'll be ordering some more
 

tris-

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face masks are good. i especially like the clay ones
 

Alan

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This olive stone thing was like washing your face in sand, but it didnt'alf feel good !
 

old.Tohtori

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Yeah, nothing new there.

Men are pansies these days, metrosexuals and whatnot. Basicly women are more manly then men these days :eek7:
 

tris-

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im not sure thats true. sure i like my face mask, lip balm, what ever.

then i goto work and do manual labour for 6-8 hours.
 

pikeh

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nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance tbh.
 

evzy

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Dont know if they still do it but bodyshop used to do a facemask thing that also kinda gave off heat when applied - was most weird but fairplay teh ole nogging felt great afterward...
 

haarewin

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evzy said:
Dont know if they still do it but bodyshop used to do a facemask thing that also kinda gave off heat when applied - was most weird but fairplay teh ole nogging felt great afterward...

there are plenty of self-heating face masks etc still on the market. clinique do an exfoliator that heats up as soon as it comes into contact with water and smells like burning, but it doesnt half clean the crap out of your face!
 

Bracken

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evzy said:
Dont know if they still do it but bodyshop used to do a facemask thing that also kinda gave off heat when applied - was most weird but fairplay teh ole nogging felt great afterward...

I always suspected you were a ponce...

What's the world of men coming to? In my day if your skin was dry you'd just use the lard off your chips, and the closest you got to wearing a face mask was when your face got covered in coal. Definitely a bunch of pansies these days...
 

evzy

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Bracken said:
I always suspected you were a ponce...

What's the world of men coming to? In my day if your skin was dry you'd just use the lard off your chips, and the closest you got to wearing a face mask was when your face got covered in coal. Definitely a bunch of pansies these days...

And out of teh woodwork he pops :p

Please.... I would rather be a hetro ponce than a goat fiddling mincer!!!
And I bet it wasnt lard either - it was manfat!
 

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evzy said:
Please.... I would rather be a hetro ponce than a goat fiddling mincer!!!

Now't wrong with having a bit of goat on the side. After a day down pits every man needs something to rub the coal off with...
 

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