if zombies attacked ...

megadave

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what would you do? :D

just watching dawn of the dead again and it always makes me imagine what i'd do to survive a zombie epidemic.
 

Helme

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Im well prepared against Zombie attacks, recent christmas gift was the very useful book "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead".

Unfortunetly I can't tell you what I would do, because my plans are all built around secrecy.


edit; Here is the book if anyone is intrested
 

NikonL

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I was playing Zombie-mod on CS:S for ages last night. so I feel i have an excellent zombie-avoiding strategy. It does kind of depend on finding an FNP90 with infinite ammo though :(

Failing that. I think my plan would be to take a general anesthetic, then run out and get turned into a zombie. as they generally seem to have more fun.
 

Sparx

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go to high ground they seem to have problems climbing stairs (if you have played Dead Rising) and then whack away with baseball bat

however, if they are like the 28 days/weeks later zombies, very fast, then i would most likely shit myself and cry till they found me
 

Levin

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I would stuff my pockets with rotten meats so they can't smell me. Then I would put on my best zombie face/limp and pretend to be one of them.

"Braiiiinnnss....."
 

old.Tohtori

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Bring forth the powers of Na'Zhil'Grun and take command of the living dead to do my bidding!! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!! *cough*
 

Bahumat

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I'd phone Simon Pegg & Nick Frost, then kick some ass.

They gotta have some guns & ammo left from Hot Fuzz?
 

Gamah

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I was playing Zombie-mod on CS:S for ages last night. so I feel i have an excellent zombie-avoiding strategy. It does kind of depend on finding an FNP90 with infinite ammo though :(

Failing that. I think my plan would be to take a general anesthetic, then run out and get turned into a zombie. as they generally seem to have more fun.

you play on the goldeneye server?

As for me? I'd prolly have a cheeky wank.
 

Lollie

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make friends with a lot of fat people, that way if zombies came you wouldnt be the first one they catch :)
 

fettoken

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It depends if all zombies are 100 meter sprint stars.. whic they most likely are >: I´d probably take the car and go stock up before it reached where i lived.
 

Everz

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sit on my roof with a sniper gun/ammo and several bottles of booze and the missus killing all the zombies till i get drunk and slip and fall down into them crushing them with all my might forcing me to have to do a jackie chan to climb back up on to the roof.. failing that i would just get a crowbar and take a few pot shots at em then run like a headless chicken.. ala 28 weeks later
 

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I would hold my breath till i became the hulk, and then tear them apart.

That seems to be the easiest way.
 

old.Tohtori

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make friends with a lot of fat people, that way if zombies came you wouldnt be the first one they catch :)

Or if that fails, a blonde, a pothead and an african american :D

Come on! Movies don't lie!
 

Overdriven

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I have lots of sharp objects laying around here, so if - SOMEHOW Sutton was to get bombarded with zombies, I'd have a field day.. I'd put together some sort of stick-with-knife weapon =D (dual lightsabre but with kitcen based things)
 

Sparx

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would start doing some poi :)

(for those that dont know what poi is, here some pics of my best mate doing it

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Amphrax

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Im well prepared against Zombie attacks, recent christmas gift was the very useful book "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead".

Unfortunetly I can't tell you what I would do, because my plans are all built around secrecy.


edit; Here is the book if anyone is intrested

I would follow you then I would know I be safe :)

Amphrax/Arauddry
 

Amphrax

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Im well prepared against Zombie attacks, recent christmas gift was the very useful book "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead".

Unfortunetly I can't tell you what I would do, because my plans are all built around secrecy.


edit; Here is the book if anyone is intrested

Actually after doing some thinking I would do the following :)

I would steal your christmas gift 'The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead' and use it for myself so you would have no clue what to do :) and ofc I would grab 2 fit girls (Jessica Simpson/Kelly Brooke) with my fantastic chat up line 'hey! wanna come make babies with me on a new island or you wanna stay here and die by those 20 zombies comming your way?'

Amphrax/Arauddry
 

Basic_X

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I would sneak into the hardware store, and grab the biggest and baddest chainsaw they got, then i would go for a rampage ;>


OR i would get myself some swords (preferably ninja kattanas!) and go on a rampage!
 

Elkie

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Have a licensed Samurai sword (Sharp real one kept in a locked collection case) so just use that.
 

Coolan

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i would go for the supplies and baricade myself in my steel reinforced conrete garage, good luck getting into that. plenty of sharp objects if needed.
 

gohan

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id run over and bite them, they'ed be so confused they'd probly run away screaming!!
 

Phooka

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I would call 911 to come and serve as decoys while i get the hell out of there :p
 

Iphis

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Have a lot of stick/bat type instruments lying about my house, if they were the slow, rubbish types would have some fun otherwise im thinking something reminiscent of the scene in commando when Arnie goes shopping.
That and there are a lot of old people around where I live can out run them.
 

old.Tohtori

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Oh yeah, almost forgot, i'd put on a pair of red leather pants and a red leather jacket :D
 

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