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[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/PA_NEWCOURTSTesticletue18testic?source=

OUCH!

What's the betting the crazy bitch only gets a six month sentence or something? I very much doubt any judge putting her down for the 2/3 years she needs... Obviously she's a total fuckhead. Crazy psycho ex from hell!

Anyone here had their balls ripped off my crazy ex girl(or boy)friends?

 

[Wij]

ow.

 

[TdC]

ow indeed. the joy juice nodes are not to be treated in such a cavalier fashion and she put it in her mouth? ngggh

 

[Tom]

Mental. She wants locking up, in a padded cell. Its all very well to poke fun at a man's bits, but its another thing to think they're so much fun you can just rip one off.

 

[Turamber]

Urgh that's nasty. When I ended a relationship with somebody at the end of 2001 she spent 3-4 nights a week sitting in her car outside my house for hours-on-end; last year a girl I was seeing would cut herself everytime I declined to do or say what she wanted ... final straw was when we were chatting on web cam (she lives 'down sarf mate'), she asked me if I would come to a high pressure sales meeting with her and I, naturally enough declined. She came back to the cam with a kitchen knife and proceeded to slice a goodly amount of skin from her forearm with blood shooting everywhere.

But the girl in the article makes my bunny boilers look angelic in comparison.

 

[Tom]

Did you record that?

And can we see it?

 

[Tilda]

GBH with intent unless she thinks up some stupid excuse, her self defence story also dosnt hold water imho.
3-4yrs~ (Guessing at the 3-4yrs, one case with good charachter references was given 5, and reduced to a suspended 2, which the Court of Appeal called unduly lenient so i would guess more than 2. Considering the nastyness of the attack, the likleyhood the judge is male and that she also broke a window i'd say shes looking at atleast 2 mabey 3 or 4)

Tilda

 

[Tilda]

Arf, ok re-read the article and saw i mis-read a bit :S
Ignore my comment about self defence.
Sentance is likley to be reduced a bit due to her guilty plea tbh.

This, is long, but interesting.
http://www.sentencing-guidelines.gov.uk/docs/New_Sentences_guideline.pdf

 

[Uncle Sick]

Urgh that's nasty. When I ended a relationship with somebody at the end of 2001 she spent 3-4 nights a week sitting in her car outside my house for hours-on-end; last year a girl I was seeing would cut herself everytime I declined to do or say what she wanted ... final straw was when we were chatting on web cam (she lives 'down sarf mate'), she asked me if I would come to a high pressure sales meeting with her and I, naturally enough declined. She came back to the cam with a kitchen knife and proceeded to slice a goodly amount of skin from her forearm with blood shooting everywhere.

But the girl in the article makes my bunny boilers look angelic in comparison.

I think you just drive people nuts wherever you go, Turamber.

 

[Hansmoleman]

O.M.G.

nuff said

 

[Whipped]

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

Why, Why, Why!!!

 

[Brynn]

Mabey she wanted him to be inside her

 

[TdC]

das ist mein Teil!!!

 

[Sharma]

Rofl that is some fucking funny stuff.

 

[Turamber]

I think you just drive people nuts wherever you go, Turamber.

Nearly. I drive women mad.


NB. Not always a good thing.

 

[Mobius]

Why didn't she just put it in her pocket or bra or something. It reminds me of Paul Burrell eating that Ostritch ball on "I'm A Celebrity : Get Me Out Of Here" ...
Has anyone seen a picture of the mentalist? Just wondering if she's hot.

 

[TdC]

Just wondering if she's hot.

my god! you're 18! what do you care if she's hot? when I was 18 I'd shag a dead goat if it sat up on it's hind legs and said "Hey there sailorboy, fancy a trip around the world?"

 

[Mobius]

I'm trying to balance up the good and bad points! Attractive, possible loss of scrote. Anyway, I'm a horny teenager with standards! *Cough*

 

[TdC]

I admit that possible scrotal damage (not from overuse) is more than slightly off-putting. Give me enough beer and even that hazard will be negated though I'll shut up now lest teh gf feel these evil thoughts via telepathy or something oO

 

[Ch3tan]

Or log into the forums and read what you get up to.

/me begins plot to provide teh tdc woman with the freddyshouse url

 

[TdC]

she knows, and tbh she thinks you're all a bunch of spotty nerds who want to do nothing more than play games online and browse pr0n all day long


just like me