If you had to die like Elvis...

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Wij

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What kind of state would you want the police to find the bowl in ?
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by dysfunction
I dont want to die like elvis

What part of "IF YOU HAD TO..." could you not grasp ? :eek:
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by Wij
What part of "IF YOU HAD TO..." could you not grasp ? :eek:


What was the middle thing again?
 
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Wij

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Don't push me. I'm really on the edge of a gun-rampage today :(
 
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Wij

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My choice would be :-

With one big log in it. About 3 foot long but perfectly formed and not too smelly. So the cops would say, "Wow, that is a damn fine shit. Way to sign off King !"
 
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CraigGas

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On the crapper half way through a shite i believe
 
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Gumbo

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Originally posted by pcg79
How did Elvis die?

He's not dead, he works in my local chip shop, and swears a lot, or something like that anyway.
 
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CraigGas

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Originally posted by Gumbo
He's not dead, he works in my local chip shop, and swears a lot, or something like that anyway.

The King Lives!!
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Wij
With one big log in it. About 3 foot long but perfectly formed and not too smelly. So the cops would say, "Wow, that is a damn fine shit. Way to sign off King !"

Yeah, definitely an "unflushable", that would be a lasting memory.
 
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whipped

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Originally posted by xane
Yeah, definitely an "unflushable", that would be a lasting memory.
Certainly the highlight of the tour of Graceland.
 
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Scouse

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Bijou factette:

More men die of anurisms whilst having a shit than anywhere else....

.....it's because of the straining to push a fat one out - 'parently you just pop a vessel in yer noggin :)



That's the way I'm a-goin - yessirreee - after a big fucking steak and 10 pints of Guinness :D
 
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jo.

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Originally posted by Wij
What kind of state would you want the police to find the bowl in ?

Something like New York or California...
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Structurally weak floaters.

Nothing more fun than watching police see your rancid shit and try and flush it, only for it to break up into tiny pieces and bobble around the surface some more.

:D
 
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]SK[

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Wonder if anyone kept the shit as. Maybe the police took it in for questioning?
 
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CraigGas

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It's probably still there, and there's someone employed to go in to the bathroom every day with a can of air freshener, it's also probably green :)
 
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nath

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It'd probably be white. Y'know how dog turd that has been outside for too long gets.
 
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CraigGas

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Hrmm, you are correct, dogshite does turn white after some time
 
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Wij

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Not these days. Haven't seen a white shit from a dog or a dead rock star in years.
 
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pcg79

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I was talking about oxidised poo.

And dont you have work to do?
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by pcg79
And dont you have work to do?


Um...no...unfortunately not :(



Originally posted by pcg79
I was talking about oxidised poo.


I cant wait to use that out of context!!
 
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CraigGas

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I seen a white one today on my walk to school :great:
 

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