If you had superman's powers, what would you do?

[megadave]

Simple question really, you've got superman's powers; you can fly, you're super strong and fast, x-ray vision, laser eyes, immortality, all that bollocks, what do you do with it?

 

[Raven]

Tell the world to stop fucking about and stop throwing rockets at each other. then get some poon.

 

[Vladamir]

Get Torres to fucking score.

 

[Yaka]

Tell the world to stop fucking about and stop throwing rockets at each other. then get some poon.

this and prolly take every single wmd on the planet and chuck em into to black hole some where. and force leaders of counteries to sort thier arguements out with quick game of qw deathmatch. that alone will prolly save a billion live

 

[opticle]

Hyper-fap.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Go to bed, it's freakin 12:30 already.

 

[old.user4556]

Simple question really, you've got superman's powers; you can fly, you're super strong and fast, x-ray vision, laser eyes, immortality, all that bollocks, what do you do with it?

Exit planet earth, nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Zarjazz]

Get Torres to fucking score.

That needs a miracle. He said Superman, not Jesus.

 

[soze]

Destroy all the green rocks from a distance with heat vision. Proceed to rule the rule with a iron fist!

 

[Lamp]

Challenge Usain Bolt to a race. On TV. Nothing too outrageous. 100m in 8.1 seconds should do the trick. The last 10m running backwards waving at him.

Just enough to really piss Bolt off.

 

[TdC]

I'd super-shag my ex so she catches fire from friction burn and dies. seems fair. Then I'd rule the earth.

 

[Embattle]

That needs a miracle. He said Superman, not Jesus.

I don't think he'll help either.

 

[Job]

Id see if I could punch myself out

 

[Gwadien]

I would force Angela Merkel to wear similar clothing to every other fucker at EU meetings.

'Oh jaaa, I'm the most powerful person here, and I am woman, so I canz vear different colourard clothingz jaa'

 

[Ono]

X-Ray, definitely X-ray.

 

[Tilda]

Use myself as a rocket engine and space launch vehicle flying to Mars in double fast time to help mankind establish a city there.

Then stop war and cure famine in africa. Probably sort out global warming too with ice breath.

 

[Job]

Id devise a mysterious long term plan for mankind and randomnly kill people to keep them guessing....hang on..gods allready got that one

 

[Bigmac]

I'd go sunbathing on the Sun.

 

[Killswitch]

I'd go and find all those smart-arse nerd article writers who write about how impossible Superman is and how his powers/actions are paradoxical or impossible or whatever and then beat the shite out of them.

Then get some poon.

Maybe then I'd go after the whole "world peace" angle.

 

[Aoami]

brown cardigan your dad whilst your mum sits on my face

 

[Aada]

Fly far far away from this slowly dying planet.

 

[Bigmac]

I'd also heat vision my fucking neighbours house with them in it, loud music, people shouting and banging at 1 in the morning, obviously slackers who don't work. Fucktards.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I'd grab the planet by the scruff of the neck and spin it back a few decades.

 

[fettoken]

I'd do some space exploration. Would later find out that i am completely lost, wouldn't find back and yeah..

 

[Poag]

Benevolent dictator.

Politics is too me first..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Id see if I could punch myself out

I was thinking of testing if i could break my own finger, but that works too.

Atheists would have a bad day for sure as a wild Super Jesus would appear.

 

[soze]

I'd do some space exploration. Would later find out that i am completely lost, wouldn't find back and yeah..

Just wondering, if Earths yellow Sun is what gives you your power would you not get a certain distance away and then turn mortal? Normal man millions of miles into space and pop you are dead

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just wondering, if Earths yellow Sun is what gives you your power would you not get a certain distance away and then turn mortal? Normal man millions of miles into space and pop you are dead

Nerd moment, he stores power from yellow suns like a duracell bunny on crack. That's why he can work at night.

Same would probably apply in space.

But, there's also the thing about him needing oxygen, he's just holding his breath for a long time and also he's been adjusted a bit since the earlier days and now he can be killed by "regular" means. Regular being somewhere near three nuclear blasts ofcourse.

Run into a red sun on the way and pop you're dead.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Also if we go by original superman, he's really strong, can withstand a tank-shot barely and leaps at max over empire state building. That's it

 

[PLightstar]

Would become a non physker version of this guy